Haiku Sunday: The world needs assholes.


To all the assholes Thanks for being who you are You make us look good Keep up the fine work You are a great role model For how not to act Oh..did I forget Your co-worker thanks you too Promotion is his Oh…did I forget Your ex wants to thank you too Better without you Oh…did I… Read More Haiku Sunday: The world needs assholes.

If I had a penny for everyone who didn’t read my blog, I’d have a lot of pennies.


SO……Here’s the skinny, news and meaningless update from me. God only knows, I can’t wait for someone to ask. For those of you who actually look at my blog, you know that Word Press became my pimp at the end of April. I allowed them to place ads all over my junk. I have to… Read More If I had a penny for everyone who didn’t read my blog, I’d have a lot of pennies.

(Friday Frenzy x Friday Frenzy)² = Nothing Good on 6/1/12


I missed the last Friday Frenzy because I am a pathetic slackass! I’ve decided I’m a freaking genius. I’ve learned how to save money, prevent diseases and embarrass my kids at the same time. It’s a triple win folks! AND…..In case you’re wondering, I don’t mean by telling my kids about grownups kissing and wrestling… Read More (Friday Frenzy x Friday Frenzy)² = Nothing Good on 6/1/12