If I had a penny for everyone who didn’t read my blog, I’d have a lot of pennies.


SO……Here’s the skinny, news and meaningless update from me. God only knows, I can’t wait for someone to ask.

For those of you who actually look at my blog, you know that Word Press became my pimp at the end of April. I allowed them to place ads all over my junk. I have to say….I don’t think they knew what-the-hell to brand me with.  After about two weeks of ads, I almost made a dollar. AND…….. I’m supposed to get an update on my earnings at the end of each month. BUT…….. I haven’t heard a word from Word Press on May’s earnings. I can only imagine, it’s because they don’t know how to count  that high.

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Seriously! Who could resist the impulse to follow that simple direction?

I can hear the money now. WELL……Actually, it’s just a deafening silence. BUT……..I’m pretty sure people are passing the money around quietly to avoid attention.

AND…….Since greed has no limits…..…I decided to publish my blog on Kindle. WHY? The answer is simple. Just because I could. AND…….As a person with a degree in Advertising, I will use none of it….…hardly. Instead, I will be flying by the seat of my pants and living on a prayer. BECAUSE……….. I only enjoy the creative side, not the business/selling side. Would I do better if I pimped myself out? Probably! BUT…….Being a pimp is a full-time job, and I so enjoy being a writing whore. I don’t want to stop turning tricks just to beat my own ass when I don’t make enough dough. SO……..If Word Press is my little pimp, then I guess Kindle will be my street corner. BUT…..You’ll have to wait 48-72 hours to get a piece of me. I think Kindle needs to make sure I’m still welcome at the Free Clinic.

Hopefully, someone will stop by and be attracted to my ripped stockings and flats. Heels are a bitch!

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37 thoughts on “If I had a penny for everyone who didn’t read my blog, I’d have a lot of pennies.

  1. Ha. I’ve been on my own host since March where I could put ads anywhere I want. I’ve actually made $19. However most of that came from anti gay marriage ads on my blog during last months NC vote which ironically was completely opposite of my views. But, a dollar is a dollar.

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      1. Hey…..Word Press isn’t just my pimp with Word Ads, but apparently it is my Home Owner’s Association as well. They won’t allow it in their neighborhood. Thanks anyway. If I ever get rid of Word Press, I’ll keep it in mind.

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    1. Well, I haven’t quite worked out the details on all services…..but hair pulling is a no-brainer. A must have! AND……In this economy, I probably shouldn’t exclude much.

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      1. Okay. I’m hoping I’m just ignorant here and you aren’t trying to be mean. I posted my comment before you sent your 2nd one and I really don’t understand: Setubrfvvr or ekdht6le4. Am I supposed too?

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      1. I think it means a free straight jacket
        with every comment, or something like
        that anyway? 🙂 lol

        Have a fun morning Lorre 🙂 🙂

        Androgoth

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  2. Well, you won’t get a penny from me because I read your blog (but I also click on the ads so maybe you’ll get some fat stacks from WordPress).

    Oh…and csnaojo4vvnkfi forever.

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    1. LMAO….How I do love the gibberish. It really gets me going if you know what I mean.
      I don’t want to brag, but I’m already pulling in 6 figures since WordAds was created. Those people at Word Press are fucking genius. Seriously, I’m so filthy rich….but….I’m trying to down play it for all you poor folks.

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    1. It helps to have great comments to respond to or…not so great ones to make fun of, whatever the case.
      Glad you enjoyed…..now I can sleep.
      Seriously, no sarcasm….I’m going to bed. So goodnight to you..my last convo before retiring. I’ll probably have some crazy dream with you in it now. I’ll let you know.

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  3. This is almost one of those wicked to naughty orientated postings that I have heard of but as you are just writing it all down for us and hoping to click with some dude in advertising I will just click a few random ad’s, hey you never know it could boost your earnings ten-fold giving you the hots for a lot more of these well placed advertisements, just don’t go too wicked on the translucent lingerie and teddy offerings or everyone will want some 🙂 😉 Mind you that will make you exceedingly rich so how about that for some positive feedback? 🙂

    Have a fun time today and don’t forget that too much canning of an evening can make one crave the wicked stuff more than any other time, so you have been warned 🙂 In a nice way of course, now where are those extra vegetables and fruits? 🙂 Be Good Now…And yes I know that I talk a load of crap 🙂 lmfao

    I have enjoyed your slant on naughtiness Lorre but then
    you have a real knack for being a great poster here on WP 🙂

    Androgoth XXx

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    1. I’m quite fond of the postings with sexual innuendos. There fun and dangerously easy to write at times. Maybe I need to go deeper and create some erotica…Hmmmmm????
      Hit those ads! Wouldn’t it be nice if it did something. I still have no idea what I made (if anything) last month. AND…..I was considering dressing my blog up in some lingerie, but I was thinking the fish net stocking one piece number with uncomfortable heels. I think Articles could handle that.
      Yeah….canning doesn’t lead too much in the way of naughtiness. Oh well……Have a great day and keep up with the crap talk and everything else. It makes commenting more fun and I quite enjoy that.

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      1. Yes well you can always cound on me for a zany to crazy comment here and there, and yes I figure that a nice fishnet all-in-one will be an excellent choice, of course being a man I am bias on that thought but hey they are definitely a worthy choice 😉 As for the innuendo I couldn’t agree more, and some of my nonsensical offerings are full of tongue-in-cheek nonsense, but still a bit of a giggle and we all need a bit of that, and a giggle too 🙂 😉 lmao

        Androgoth XXx

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      2. You have tongue-in-cheek nonsense? BUT….you seem like such a serious lad, who would only post proper things on his blog.

        Web definitions:

        Cound is a village and civil parish on the west bank of the River Severn in the English county of Shropshire, 6.7 miles (10.8 kilometres…
        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cound

        Not really naughty, but I’m sure you could work on that.

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