SO……Here’s the skinny, news and meaningless update from me. God only knows, I can’t wait for someone to ask.
For those of you who actually look at my blog, you know that Word Press became my pimp at the end of April. I allowed them to place ads all over my junk. I have to say….I don’t think they knew what-the-hell to brand me with. After about two weeks of ads, I almost made a dollar. AND…….. I’m supposed to get an update on my earnings at the end of each month. BUT…….. I haven’t heard a word from Word Press on May’s earnings. I can only imagine, it’s because they don’t know how to count that high.
Seriously! Who could resist the impulse to follow that simple direction?
I can hear the money now. WELL……Actually, it’s just a deafening silence. BUT……..I’m pretty sure people are passing the money around quietly to avoid attention.
AND…….Since greed has no limits…..…I decided to publish my blog on Kindle. WHY? The answer is simple. Just because I could. AND…….As a person with a degree in Advertising, I will use none of it….…hardly. Instead, I will be flying by the seat of my pants and living on a prayer. BECAUSE……….. I only enjoy the creative side, not the business/selling side. Would I do better if I pimped myself out? Probably! BUT…….Being a pimp is a full-time job, and I so enjoy being a writing whore. I don’t want to stop turning tricks just to beat my own ass when I don’t make enough dough. SO……..If Word Press is my little pimp, then I guess Kindle will be my street corner. BUT…..You’ll have to wait 48-72 hours to get a piece of me. I think Kindle needs to make sure I’m still welcome at the Free Clinic.
Hopefully, someone will stop by and be attracted to my ripped stockings and flats. Heels are a bitch!