To all the assholes
Thanks for being who you are
You make us look good
Keep up the fine work
You are a great role model
For how not to act
Oh..did I forget
Your co-worker thanks you too
Promotion is his
Oh…did I forget
Your ex wants to thank you too
Better without you
Oh…did I forget
Your co-worker and your ex
Sex in your old bed
Articles of Absurdity 
Or your best friend and your ex, sex in your old bed – actually happened to me, believe it or not – nearly 20 years of friendship ignited and charred instantly. Yes, the world needs assholes. Glad to be me and glad you are you, L 🙂
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The good news is…they have each other and will soon learn how miserable two assholes together are.
We are both better off without being intertwined with such.
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well this surely brightened my morning :’)
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Good. I’d hate for your morning to be dark without some asshole humor.
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Glad I only got here this morning, perfect
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I hope this went well with morning coffee, cigarette, or whatever.
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Both.
Red.
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Yes there is nothing like a stupid
asshole to make us feel a lot better
Lorre 🙂 Hey are you having a good
day today and being good? 🙂 😉 lol
Androgoth XXx
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Well…..I haven’t been up long enough to get into trouble. Although, I came dangerously close to telling the lady at the post office to drink just a wee bit more before coming to work. I filtered myself though.
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Yes well it is just after 10am where you are now so you need to get a bit naughtier as the day progresses, hopefully by the evening your naughty dial will be hitting the maximum and your man will be sooooo happy about that I am sure 🙂
Have a lovely morning Lorre 🙂
Androgoth XXx
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He’s home tonight….so I’m sure you are right about that.
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By the way, your poem rocks 😉
Androgoth XXx
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I can’t take too much credit…easy material to work with.
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Hey take the credit already, you are brilliant 🙂
Androgoth XXx
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You speak the truth, girl
There’s plenty of assholes but
They serve a purpose
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So true…..I’m a much better person with them in the world.
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🙂 😉 🙂 I Enjoyed that!
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Good. Slamming bad people is fun, isn’t it??!!
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Pretty good one. Co-worker and Ex! HA! You crack me up. Yeah these people definitely make us look even better.
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They are a cheap substitute for plastic surgery. Bring your biggest asshole friend out with you….you’ll always look good.
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I nominated you for the ” Sunshine blogger award!” You can accept it and get all the info at my blog
http://mommahasapottymouth.wordpress.com/2012/06/04/oh-sunny-day/
have a good day!!
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Thanks so much.
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Have a wonderful rest of evening Lorre 🙂 😉
Androgoth XXx
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