Haiku Sunday: The world needs assholes.


To all the assholes

Thanks for being who you are

You make us look good

Keep up the fine work

You are a great role model

For how not to act

Oh..did I forget

Your co-worker thanks you too

Promotion is his

Oh…did I forget

Your ex wants to thank you too

Better without you

Oh…did I forget

Your co-worker and your ex

Sex in your old bed

 

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23 thoughts on “Haiku Sunday: The world needs assholes.

  1. Or your best friend and your ex, sex in your old bed – actually happened to me, believe it or not – nearly 20 years of friendship ignited and charred instantly. Yes, the world needs assholes. Glad to be me and glad you are you, L 🙂

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    1. The good news is…they have each other and will soon learn how miserable two assholes together are.
      We are both better off without being intertwined with such.

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  2. Yes there is nothing like a stupid
    asshole to make us feel a lot better
    Lorre 🙂 Hey are you having a good
    day today and being good? 🙂 😉 lol

    Androgoth XXx

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    1. Well…..I haven’t been up long enough to get into trouble. Although, I came dangerously close to telling the lady at the post office to drink just a wee bit more before coming to work. I filtered myself though.

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      1. Yes well it is just after 10am where you are now so you need to get a bit naughtier as the day progresses, hopefully by the evening your naughty dial will be hitting the maximum and your man will be sooooo happy about that I am sure 🙂

        Have a lovely morning Lorre 🙂

        Androgoth XXx

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