SO……..I stumbled upon the oddest thing. I found (in my twisted mind) a transcript of a phone call between Michael Jackson and some chick. That in itself is odd…..I know! BUT……It’s crazy, because the phone call uses every song title from his albums: OFF THE WALL (1979) THRILLER (82) BAD (87) DANGEROUS (91) HISTORY (95)… Read More Michael Jackson: Newly Released Phone Call from 1995
SO……Here is a letter I received in my inbox last night. Hello, My name is Jeremie Mouithsone, I’m launching a guys and girl’s go-to magazine for everything from the coolest new sex advice to the most powerful sexual attraction tips; our aim is arm men and women with the tools to create and live… Read More Jeremie Mouithsone: Who?
There’s no shame in admitting that it’s one of the perks. SO…..To all the wonderful fathers, who love their children and are there for them….. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY! AND……….To the fathers who are deadbeats, don’t pay child support, don’t pay attention to their children, do unspeakable harm or are just plain nonexistent……I’m going to thank… Read More DAD: Happy Tax Deduction Day!
OMG! This is an awkward follow-up to my earlier posting Outsourcing scams to India: Would they sound sweeter with Bollywood Music? Read First!!!! NOW…….There was not supposed to be a follow-up, but those mothers called me back again. They are relentless. I could have just hung up, but I wanted to ask them some more questions to… Read More Engaged in foreplay and I had no clue.
There is an unintentional Part Two to this posting: Engaged in foreplay and I had no clue. I’m not certain about the answer to that question, but I’m going to go with NO! Although? (possible lyrics based on today’s 25th phone call to me) ************************************** We call you on phone and annoy you at home… Read More Outsourcing our scams to India: Would they sound sweeter with Bollywood music?
I don’t know people. It’s a close one. Hey Ladies: Did you know that you can do more with cucumbers than……Ummmm…….make a salad? It’s true. With the help of my wise friends, Mr. and Mrs. Trapped Wolf, I have made pickles (dill, sweet, sandwich). AND…..Since no one has lived long enough to know how… Read More Friday Frenzy (6/15/12): Read This or Watch Paint Dry
In case there is any confusion: I am not a licensed therapist. For that matter, I’m not even an unlicensed therapist. I am not a bartender, a psychology major, or an expert on ANY topic. Everything you read (if you can), is based on personal experience. NO……I am not a transsexual. BUT…….I have a dad, my… Read More Dating Dads: DON’TS for Complete Morons
SO…….This is a conversation I just had with my hubby minutes ago. **RING, RING** Lorre: Hello. Cowboy: (panting) Hey. Lorre: Are you riding your bike right now? Cowboy: Yeah. I just made it up “blah, blah” Hill. Lorre: Is that hard? Cowboy: Yeah. It’s right at “blah blah location”. Lorre: Well…..(interrupted) Cowboy: Gotta go. (hangs ups)… Read More Phone Call
Here I am, 42 years old with a 20 month old. When he’s 18, I’ll be……well…….old. My energy is not what it once. SO…..I was thinking about those teen moms. You have something interesting to post on Facebook. You get to go shopping for more clothes. Easy to lose weight and get girlie figure back.… Read More Teen Pregnancy: Brilliance or Dumbass Mistake?