OKAY…….My bad.
I missed Friday Frenzy because I was in a frenzy. Literally, I was in a “mind” killing frenzy last night and pretty much this morning.
I feel that working out my violent tendencies in my head, prevents me from acting out on anything in real life.
PLUS…… I so don’t want to go to prison and give up my satellite television, watered down beer and……oh yeah…..Freedom!
OH…….And I really don’t want to be someone’s bitch. Well, maybe if they pay the mortgage and…….OH CRAP…..I am somebody’s bitch.
I will try to get my much-anticipated post out later today. I’m sure the suspense will kill most of you, but only in my mind.
DISCLAIMER: No people were harmed outside of my mind.
Articles of Absurdity 
“No people were harmed outside of my mind.”
Well, that sucks…
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I’m sorry there couldn’t be more bloodshed.
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Lorre, there are days like that when major murder, unmitigated mayhem and pointed destruction seem like an attractive set of must-do options -but no, you could harm your fine devious mind in the process of planning havoc. It is best to rant and rave, smile and wave instead, eat ice cream fast as you please and get brain freeze instead…..”:))
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That is great advice. That brain freeze will teach me not to think of evil things anymore.
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Yeah, that whole freedom thing always hangs there in the back of my head, screaming that I might not want to commit the violence I’m thinking about committing. I’m pretty sure if I’m dumb and not a criminal, I’d be an even dumber criminal. Just a thought.
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Hmmmmmmm………….
Freedom…such a blessing and a curse.
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You are nearly as crackers as me you are Lorre
but don’t worry I have a straight jacket waiting for
you with extra wicked chocolate handcuffs and a
matching gag, optional of course 🙂 Freedom will
be a tad tricky unless you like chocolate all over
your person 🙂 well I only said…
Androgoth XXx
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Whatever it takes….
How did you know what kind of stuff of keep in the dresser drawers??!!
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Well I figured it was a lot more than
what I initially described but now you
have confirmed it, I have the imagery
and the wickedness to know exactly
what you have in there 🙂 😉 lol
Androgoth XXx
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But…..you don’t have the pictures. I hope those things were taken off of YouTube by now.
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Get well soon, young lady!
And yes, you can say that for a “mental cold”!
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Can you be my blogosphere doctor? You really know your web medicine.
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