Yeah…..We’ve all made it through another week and if you know someone who hasn’t, then….I guess that statement was inaccurate and insensitive…SO….Let’s correct that one.
Yeah…..Almost all of us have made it through another week.
I’ve learned that:
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My husband is a mother
fucker. No seriously, he is. I am a mother and we have sex. So…..Really, this is true. -
Striking out some of the letters of my profanity or inappropriate banter, makes me seem more sensitive and less trashy. Sassy! Sensitive and sort of trashy-classy.
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It’s my fault my children forget to do their homework….OR….so I am told.
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I’m also to blame for his/her sibling being born. NOW….That one I can’t argue with. I definitely had a part in that
fiascoblessing. -
I like bacon more than exercise.
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My new coffee pot is annoying. It dispenses the coffee straight to your cup or bowl….whatever…..BUT…..It makes this annoying sound. Say “errrrrr” with a gravely tone to your voice. That’s what I get to hear each time I get my coffee. I finally figured out what that sound reminds me of……a vibrator. SO…..Mr. Coffee may be on to something, at least for the ladies, or anyone else loving such trinkets. See…..Those Maxwell House International Coffee ads always showed women talking about some lover they met and how the coffee brought back memories. Mr. Coffee now gives you an imaginary orgasm or the memory of one, each time you pour your coffee. Kind of genius.
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The sound of the air coming out of a balloon would be the men’s equivalent to the women’s Mr. Coffee. I mean really, it seems letting out gas is orgasmic to some.
Carry on weekenders!
Articles of Absurdity 
An Orgasmic Fart Dropper…
Now that is taking love beyond
the edge of reason, mind you I
guess that some couples would
fing something to gas about 🙂
I like bacon too, but making bacon
can be too naughty in some states,
not that I would be complaining too
much especially if it was nookie-a-
la-carte, as they say in Ohio 🙂 😉
Have a nice rest of evening Lorre
and don’t you let him drop too many
or better still just change the brand 🙂
Androgoth XXx
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I have to say that I am quite fortunate. My hubby doesn’t partake in such things, at least if he does, it’s a secret.
Eating bacon, making bacon, bringing home the bacon….It is all good. Ohio is quite advanced.
Have a great eve!
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Yes and you too my dear and young friend 🙂
Androgoth XXx
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The Fargasm is where I draw the line.
Go, Bacon! It is one of the four basic food groups: Beans, Bacon, Whiskey and Chocolate. Combining three together is not so bad. Never all four. Don’t ask.
Red.
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Sounds like a story you may be hiding.
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Whatever gave you that idea? *Knowing Wink*
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Can’t wait to hear it someday.
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Hmmm…so it’s never your kids’ fault when their homework isn’t turned in, either? There must be some epidemic going around that we’re not aware of.
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It’s called “lazy ass-pass the buck-no accountability syndrome”.
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LOL! you started my day the right way – *looks for coffee – gets confused – remembers what she was actually looking for*
M.L.
P.S. I am never sure how that homework thing works – I left school a LONG time ago and I am STILL responsible for someone else’s homework somehow.
When does it ever end?
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If you find out, please let me know.
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I like bacon more than exercise, too. I like bacon more than most things.
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I understand this.
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