I had a busy holiday weekend. By the time it was over, the internet had gone out. I wasn’t too thrilled about it, but I wasn’t devastated like the Things were. One Thing in particular called me on the intercom 3x to complain and cry (literally) about the Xbox Live being down. It was heartbreaking.… Read More I felt my kid’s pain. Literally…..They were a pain in my ass.
OKAY…….My bad. I missed Friday Frenzy because I was in a frenzy. Literally, I was in a “mind” killing frenzy last night and pretty much this morning. I feel that working out my violent tendencies in my head, prevents me from acting out on anything in real life. PLUS…… I so don’t want to go… Read More Failure to Launch: Friday Frenzy (yesterday)
I find it fascinating and disturbing, the search terms that people have used to find my blog. Sadly, it seems hardly anyone actually uses the name of my blog. Instead they use such terms as: any variation of a person/persons of varying ages tied up: Let me just say: This is not and never will… Read More Blog Search Terms: stupid, scary, sane and sick
Okay. Maybe just one hand, getting ready to pickup “zoned-out on Barney” baby.
Here you are again Making your presence too clear On my end of things It should be enough That we live in the same place You need more than that And apparently… You need to meet my neighbors Right up to their door An introduction As if we are together This is disturbing Meet your own neighbors… Read More Haiku Sunday: It’s a story in Haiku. So sue me.
It’s that time again. Life wasn’t as thrilling this week, so forgive me, but I’m going to fill the void with graphics. (Google Images: mommysaidaswearword and Google for all other pics) I spent almost $100 this week at the hair salon. Can I call it a salon when it’s in the same strip mall as… Read More Friday Frenzy (5/18/12)
OR……As the case may be, it’s all food and drinks. It’s been a while, but here is my weight loss update. I’m in an abusive relationship……with myself. Listen. I know it’s wrong and I should stop, but it’s so love-hate, I don’t know what to do. I am emotionally, mentally, physically and possibly (although I… Read More It’s all fun and games until someone gains weight. *Part One*
Mother’s Day is right around the corner and for some, that might bring dread. It could be your mom, mother-in-law or even a grandmother you recognize or force yourself to visit on this day. For those who think their “maternal” person is annoying, smothering, lacking maternal instinct, downright embarrassing, the direct spawn of Satan and so much… Read More You could’ve done worse.
It’s that time again people. I am super excited about my earnings with WordPress. Every since they put ads on my page, I’ve been raking it in. SO FAR…..I’ve made 0.98¢. My wrists hurt from kickboxing class. WTF! Of course, my ankles are in excrutiating pain after a few rounds of paper, rocks, scissors……AND….Don’t… Read More Friday Frenzy (5/11/12)
It’s a tragedy folks. I’ve been blocked on Facebook. It seems my elimination of friends from my overgrown list, met with some feelings of betrayal for some. Needless to say, the majority of the 95 people I cut, didn’t seem to mind, and they probably haven’t even noticed. BUT……Since I hurt some to the point where… Read More Blocked to death!
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