No….I’m not going to talk about weight loss now. Besides, one of the last three weighs less than me. Damn bitch!
Anyway…..I’m talking about losing Facebook weight.
I had 499 virtual Facebook friends. WTF! That’s a bit much for a small town girl like me. I decided to take people off that I have no connection with, other than….”Hey, I met you once or knew you for a short time and now….nothing.” I went from 499 virtual friend pounds to 413. Is this still a lot? Hell yes, but I’m rather fond of the folks that are left, at least for now.
***I’m sure some of you have noticed I was able to make my rounds last week and read quite a few blog posts. If I didn’t get to you, I will. Things just got busy around here again. Who knew? I have a life it seems. I will be back on a reading binge soon. Thanks for being patient and talking behind my back about what a bitch I am. I prefer that over talking to my face. Really, I do.
Articles of Absurdity 
I forgive you.
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I swear Rob. I have a chalkboard in my office with notes. You are at the top for the next blog to visit.
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Lorre, you’ll get around to us sooner or later. We’re patient. “:))
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AND…..I so appreciate that.
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Hey, if you could just warn me when you’re going to come around so I could delete some comments, that would be great!
Go you for paring your facebook list to the stuff you’re actually interested in, and it’s a pleaure to see you whenever you’re around!
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Ha, ha….not a chance.
I need to get it down to even less people, that was just the first most obvious “people to go” round.
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Isn’t El Guapo the greatest! He leaves a trail of good humor everywhere he goes all over the internet. Good for you for paring down some of the faces in your book of faces. I have a facebook account but I don’t know how to tell how many faces are looking at me at any given moment. I can’t decide if that’s good or bad. 🙂
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It’s creepy isn’t it. I always keep the “offline” option on so I can seem uninteresting and boring.
El Guapo is certainly something ending in -est.
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I think I’ll get that printed on a business card…
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I want one of the first ones.
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Bitch! 🙂 continue…
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It can never be said too often.
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Stuff happens, it is called life. Those who actually take offense at you having one deserve a swift kick (want to borrow a cowboy boot?).
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Sounds good. They’ll hurt someone, right??!!??
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Yes and you will be cute while kicking!
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What more could a girl ask for.
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I just love your unique perspective. STOP beating yourself up, my friend! You just do what you can and forget about the rest.
Love your posts and comments, and miss you when you’re away, but life has to happen. Don’t let this be a burden. Okay, now I have to listen to my own words after having been away for two + weeks. hehehe
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Feeling bad and making excuses is the next best thing to actually visiting blogs. I think it is at least.
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Or on your FB page.
I have been doing the same thing. I am down to less than 5,500 friends for the first time in, since, ever.
Red.
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Oh my goodness. I’m shocked you can even have that many on a FB page. You could be the mayor of a town with those numbers.
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You cannot. I have two FB accounts (one for my personal life and one professional) and a fan page. I built the fan page when FB told me they would not waive the 5,000 friend limit…I worked for them at the time. At its height, I had just over 8,000 friends on FB. But I was running three Causes at the time with a total membership of just over 76,000. A little better than 10% knew me well enough to know my email and send a FR.
I have long since abandoned my professional account. If you want me to work for you, you best know someone who knows how to find me.
Mayor, hell. I would burn this place to the ground.
Red.
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Remind me to always stay on your good side, or at least the side that isn’t as bad as the other.
yeah….I don’t know how you could stomach that or keep up at all.
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Hey stop being so wicked
all the time, yes YOU 🙂 lol
Actually if you are thinking
of dropping in for some, I
mean a bit, I mean for the
thrill of commenting then I
will leave the gates open
and let you decide on what
wickedness you like, noooo
I meant on the postings, not
your preferences for… Ahhh
so you were thinking of the
postings and want to know
what I meant? 🙂 Well I have
forgotten now so hard lines
my great friend 🙂
BTW – ‘413’ is still far too many
friends, soooooo drop it down
to ’69’ and you will be having a
lot of fun before you know it 🙂
Okay I am out of here as you
are getting too fruity as per…
Usual 🙂 lol
Androgoth XXx
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Blame it on me. It’s always my fault.
Yes. I do need to get the friend list down even more. Too many that don’t really connect with me anyway.
Stay out of trouble why don’t you. I will be around shortly. It always depends on the baby and how his days and nights go. When I can make my rounds and write, then the baby had a great day and night.
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Commenting and blogging is one thing but a mothers love for her baby are paramount and I know that you are a fine and sweet mother lorre 🙂
Have a wonderful weekend my great friend 🙂
Androgoth XXx
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Well, I’m certainly the only one they have. Thanks.
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