For those who frequent my blog, you know I am not
often serious or a story teller. So, here goes a hot mess of nothing. It won’t win any awards, but it was a fun attempt at something. The word is observe. The definition: to celebrate or solemnize (as a ceremony or festival) in a customary or accepted way.
Edward had enough of Bella and her stupid ways. How dare she ask him to observe National Garlic Day tomorrow. Obviously, Edward and his family are immune to garlic, but her attempt at humor had failed. Was she hinting at their break up? Did she want harm to come to him? Was she just an insensitive bitch? Of course she was. That’s okay. Edward will get even by offering to observe National Smile Day with her in October. She seems to be immune to smiles. Then he will observe National Wear Red Day with her by letting the vampires take a bite out of her. Sometimes holidays suck.
It really is National Garlic Day tomorrow. Andro, I hope you can deal with that.