For those who frequent my blog, you know I am not often serious or a story teller. So, here goes a hot mess of nothing. It won’t win any awards, but it was a fun attempt at something. The word is observe. The definition: to celebrate or solemnize (as a ceremony or festival) in a customary or accepted way.
Edward had enough of Bella and her stupid ways. How dare she ask him to observe National Garlic Day tomorrow. Obviously, Edward and his family are immune to garlic, but her attempt at humor had failed. Was she hinting at their break up? Did she want harm to come to him? Was she just an insensitive bitch? Of course she was. That’s okay. Edward will get even by offering to observe National Smile Day with her in October. She seems to be immune to smiles. Then he will observe National Wear Red Day with her by letting the vampires take a bite out of her. Sometimes holidays suck.
It really is National Garlic Day tomorrow. Andro, I hope you can deal with that.
Articles of Absurdity 
Pretty funny. You know how I am a political genius? It is true. I once had to lobby to make 1985 (or was it 1986?) the Oil Heat Centennial to celebrate the invention of the oil burner.
Jobs suck when you’re young.
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You are an onion as well. So many layers.
That is a crazy, unusual job. How did you get into lobbying for such a thing?
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Short straw.
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Damn straws.
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lol
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Better than to lis. Do you think that will catch on, “laugh inside”/ Probably not.
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It would definately be more true!!! I’m guessing people are too addicted to lol, even if we never actually do it. Every once in a while I catch myself laughing out loud and then what do I do?
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Say to yourself: Who is that crazy woman laughing?
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HA HA HA HA!!! Now that deserves a LOL and almost a ROFL 🙂
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Ooh, I liked this Lorre, and might as well fess up, I’m a team Edward fan!
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If I had to pick. I would be too.
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you really belong on a bookstore book shelf, or on an ebook in the mega dot-coms
imagine the possibilities that flow from your fingertips…
David in Maine USA
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You are too kind. If only your words were reality.
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Haha Lorre! Some hilarious sucking going on! 😀 Good job!
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Thanks Linda.
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They are!
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David is right! Rock on, Lorre 🙂
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You so kind. Thanks girl.
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ba da bomp! …upon reflection… continue…
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Marching on.
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Oooh errr…they don’t seem to get on very well! Funny too. Thanks
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They are very moody.
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My wife – known as VampireLover to my fans – is going to love/hate this one! You rock!
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Don’t tell her that I don’t “get” Twilight then.
Thanks.
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Funny post, nice take on the prompt!
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I appreciate that and thanks for checking it out.
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Congrats! You gave them both a lot more depth and character than anything I’ve heard of them even suggests.
Great entry! Did you link it on the Trifecta page?
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Never mind the last bit – saw the link.
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I never minded too late.
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Yeah, blood thirsty killers and moody teens…..HA…they do seem pretty dull to me as well.
Thanks and I did, but with my name Lorre instead of name of blog. I wasn’t thinking.
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National Garlic day is better than National Onion day. Just sayin’. “:)))
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For crying purposes at least.
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Ohhhhh, the pun in the last sentence is hilarious!!
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Thanks and thanks for coming by and taking a quick peek.
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After all the excessive Twilight publicity, that made me laugh. I’d kind of like to National Garlic Day the whole series!
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Funny!
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Thanks.
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Good. I thought about that, but they are totally immune to the stuff.
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There can never be too much humor when vampires are involved. At least the sort of vampires that inhabit Twilight movies.
Thanks for the laugh and thanks for joining in. We hope to see you for the weekend challenge.
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I agree and I’m glad I could bring in a little humor.
I will certainly try to get involved in the challenges.
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Love the flash. Have no idea about Twilight…books, movies or otherwise. I suck at flash. My attempt is evidenced in S is for Sunshine. You should do this more often. You are very good at it.
Red.
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Thanks for that huge compliment (I’d like to take it that way for ego sake). Twilight confuses me. My daughter loves it, but i think it’s because the boys in it are cute. I will check out your attempt.
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I agree with Red 🙂
Androgoth XXx
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Well I am just trying to get over it, and as you
have added the Garlic Word i will have to pop
over and bite you in the…
Now what rhymes with Glass? 🙂 lol
Only kidding and by the way you did
a great job on this posting Lorre 🙂
Wicked in fact 😉
Androgoth XXx
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Thank you yet again for your wicked/playful comments and your partially deserving compliments. BUT……I will take them all and never give them back.
I hope all of your vampire friends were safe on Garlic Day.
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