Don’t read this blog. I don’t deserve your time
I’ve become quite lazy and can’t seem to give up mine.
Have I read anyone else or commented at all?
Hell no. I’m a selfish bitch and that’s not all.
I’ve received a few awards from lovely bloggers.
I haven’t followed through. I’m an award hogger.
Worse than that, I’m a hoarder of blogger stuff.
Everyone I follow is in Google Reader. It’s piling up.
If Google collapses, you can blame that on me.
I’m sure Occupy is my fault too and maybe some STDs.
I truly am sorry I’ve become such a fucking lazy ass.
Buying this car, but I can’t put in the gas.
I promise to visit when I am willing and able.
When I’m done being a jackass, if we must give it a label.
Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.
This has been proven false. I’m a bad blog whore.
Whores get around and I can’t even manage to tease
I’ll spread my blog legs soon and get back to spreading comment disease.