SO……There’s something new going around the blogosphere, which I’m sure many of you are already aware of. It’s a new game of sorts called “Tag, you’re it.” It seems innocent enough, but for kicks, I looked in the Urban Dictionary for definitions of TAG. Big mistake!
- Krxcial says it means: Mentally retarded human being who tries to rape others
- Julia in down town Denver says: to have sex or fuck
- Taylorgio Armani: a unique person who likes grapes and ribs
- jackb1211: to shoot someone with a gun
- Creative black guy 43: to shoot a girl’s vagina with a nerf gun (stick dart) and leave a mark
- Astroboy: masturbation
- Jakestar: a quick, sharp blow to the scrotum
- Agbujale&Stone: to cut or fuck up
- suks: a communist whose sole purpose in life is to find cheaper and better vodka
- Il Piu Lucroso: not cool
- parkmybus: to insert a thumb in a woman’s ass
- Watashi: to punch someone
- Amber: ass or butt
Okay……So let me get this straight. If I’m in with the streetwise slang slinger’s who came up with this shit and had this story to tell:
Boris was truly a unique guy. He loved grapes and ribs while masturbating. Sometimes it was lonely. People saw him only as a communist whose sole purpose in life was to find cheaper and better vodka. No one saw him as a real man.
Boris wanted to prove everyone wrong by doing something manly. He could punch someone, or better yet, shoot someone with a gun. Then he remembered he didn’t own a firearm. So he thought he could find a girl to have sex with. If not, perhaps a girl whose vagina he could shoot with a Nerf gun and leave a mark .
Boris set out to find this special someone. He approached a young woman and asked if he could insert his thumb up her ass or butt. She gave him a quick, sharp blow to the scrotum and told him to back off or she’d cut him and fuck him up.
“That’s not cool”, said Boris.
The girl replied, “What are you, some mentally retarded human being who tries to rape others?”
It would be rewritten by the new voice of America per Urban Dictionary as:
Boris was a tag, who tagged. Sometimes it was lonely. People saw him as a tag. No one saw him as a real man.
Boris wanted to prove everyone wrong by doing something manly. He could tag someone, or better yet, tag someone. Then he remembered he didn’t own a firearm. So he thought he could find a girl to tag. If not, perhaps a girl to tag.
Boris set out to find this special someone. he approached a young woman and asked if he could tag her or tag. She have him a tag and told him to back off or she’d tag him.
“Tag”, said Boris.
The girl replied, “What are you, tag?”
Okay folks, that’s a look at what idiots pass off as street slang. I’m all for saying things in a more concise way, but What the TAG?!!?
Lorre, If I didn’t like you so much, I’d call you a tag. But which meaning I’d choose, you’d have to guess at.
Hilarious take on the whole game.
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I’m already speculating.
Well, tag you for saying such a tagged thing. And another thing. Go tag!
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I’m not going to take that tagging down. Or something.
I think I got nothin’ on this one. Nothin’ to compete with you, anyway!
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Okay now that was truly funny. Here I was all this time thinking Tagging was spray paining, as in graffiti and leaving your sign / signature (tag).
Such as the little azzhat spoiled rich boy American who tagged two Mercedes in Singapore back in the 90’s and then didn’t want to pay the price of his misdeeds (canning) when caught.
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There’s a whole world out there if only we’re willing to join the urban word street gangs.
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Um, yeah. Good post but the UD is wrong about 97% of the time. Those people are craze.
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No shit! I would love to know how those people communicate with others on a daily basis. What a bunch of idiots.
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You need to write more often
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Life happens, but I do what I can. Thanks.
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LOVE this lorrellee. continue…
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Thanks.
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There is ‘no’ shortage of stupidity on this planet, as these people are happy to show.
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I’m glad I’m not their momma. What an utter disappointment.
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I’m thoroughly confused…. I see the word tag everywhere now…
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Pretty soon. Everyone’s name will be tag.
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LIKE this one a lot!
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Cool, or should I say TAG. I really do believe it could be the new word for everything.
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Where’s my nerf gun when i need it??
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TMI….TMI
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Sorry….you brought it up…..haha
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That I did.
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Makes me want to smack someone with an unabridged Webster’s.
Red.
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Agreed! So many idiots and not enough time to call them out and laugh about them in a public forum. Hey….they started it.
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I coughed up my Cheerios from laughter.
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Thanks.
Better than choking!
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