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Articles of Absurdity

….random observations, personal revelations and other junk-ations

Month: February 2012

Valentine’s Day Schizophrenia


Many emotions and words left unsaid Voice your true feelings It’s too late when you’re dead    

February 14, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity27 Comments

Cheap Love: Courtesy of “The Coach”


I know what you’re thinking and I don’t blame you. A hooker on the street, who clearly needs dental work and a bath is not going to break the bank. They may break your no STD streak though, but only if that’s a concern to you. There’s also that person at work, who gets drunk… Read More Cheap Love: Courtesy of “The Coach”

February 14, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity40 Comments

For the saps………….


I have the book 1001 Ways To Be ROMANTIC, which I was tempted to give to Goodwill (because everyone needs loving), but it’s great material. The author, Gregory J.P. Godek labels himself, America’s Romance Coach. I’ve never heard of him so I’m not sure how long he’s been coaching us, here in America. Do we have an American Olympic Romance… Read More For the saps………….

February 14, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity28 Comments

Let’s pretend it’s not just an ordinary day.


BUT…..Let’s face it. It is. I can put a dress on a duck and it’s still a duck. It may be a really fucked up looking duck and you will wonder why the hell it has a dress on, but nonetheless, it’s still a duck. SO……Today is Tuesday on my calendar, but to others it… Read More Let’s pretend it’s not just an ordinary day.

February 14, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity42 Comments

More flipping boxes of crap from my other blog.


Not now… Alone in the dark Twisting and turning away I hear him stay I try to be still My breathing gives me up Enough’s enough Tired and teared To the point of new skin I’ll never win I’m lesser, but wise So I know Where this will go Bruised in my heart Scarred in… Read More More flipping boxes of crap from my other blog.

February 12, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity18 Comments

Three Stones Cast


Three stones cast on a crimson heart Mending and ailing it’s shredding apart One’s for freedom….one’s for constrains One’s for the fool who knows they’re the same  

February 11, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity25 Comments

Tapestry


My life is a tapestry sewn with regret Wrapping myself up sometimes Tight So tight, I can barely breathe Sometimes I lay it out Flat With a needle, I pull up threads Changing the patterns Manipulating Turning some inside out, upside down Staining with the red in me Naked I lie with my tapestry So… Read More Tapestry

February 11, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity15 Comments

Trust


Trust me, trust me It will be okay Follow me here Listen to all I say Believe my words Does my smile convince Let me spin you a tale You can’t resist I’m such a great soul Let me sell you a line Still so smitten While I rob you blind You’ll figure me out When it’s… Read More Trust

February 10, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity18 Comments

I’ll making my way, door to door.


Okay….So I took a week off to decompress, which didn’t do a thing for my blog reading or commenting, except make it more overwhelming. BUT…..That’s okay. I managed to put everything into Google Reader, which does make it easier to find and read the good stuff. I also managed to mess up the blogs I follow by taking… Read More I’ll making my way, door to door.

February 9, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity16 Comments

Weekly Photo Challenge: Ready


 

February 9, 2012January 16, 2014 ArticlesofAbsurdity17 Comments

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