On this day, 43 years ago, God decided to bless a woman and a man with a beautiful son. The angels watched over him since then, making sure that he could celebrate this special day and enjoy all the blessings in life. Happy Birthday to my wonderful husband.
FUCK! I thought this was Facebook. Sorry guys. I must have logged on to the wrong account. BUT……Really? Like I’d send my husband a message on Facebook or a message about him. I think if that happens, then we should get a divorce. We live together. I’m not looking to FB, Tweet or text him when we are under the same roof. My relationship is private. We aren’t a show and quite frankly, we’re not that exciting. AND……The interesting stuff is for our eyes and ears only. Certainly, I only tell people the bullshit I want to tell them. No one knows the inner working of our relationship. Hell, I don’t even know the inner workings!
So what about the greeting card industry? I’m not a fan of celebrating and sending a card for every frickin’ holiday and occasion known to and invented by man………..BUT…………I do like to select an appropriate card for someone when the mood strikes. Once I scribble inside, it’s personal and let’s face it, sometimes you just want something you can hold in your hands. Get your minds out of the gutter people. Oh! It wasn’t? Sorry. I guess it is now.
SO…….Let’s try this again, in a style befitting of this blog and not resembling what you will never hear me say to my hubby. Cuz, that’s private bitches.
Good thing you were born, so we could be together today. Of course, what if you blew my chances of being with someone better. Let’s just say you were born to save me from being with someone worse. That sounds good. AND…….Thanks for seeing another birthday, sticking around and shit, otherwise, I would have a major drinking problem from raising these kids alone.
Happy Birthday!
Hahahaha! Loved this! I agree that there are times people post way TMI on facebook – stuff I really do not want to know. Really enjoy your totally off-the-wall sense of humor! ~ Julie 🙂
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Sometimes, it’s like being at a really bad family reunion where someone is depressed and drinks too much, Then, they start telling everyone shit you really didn’t want to or need to know.
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Yeah seeing people gush over their significant Others on FB and Twitter makes me want to throw up in my mouth. I’m just glad FB doesn’t allow people to post their birthday sex video online. God knows we’re tourchered enough.
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My first thought is: Who are you trying to convince?
There’s probably an app for that.
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I don’t think there’s anything wrong with posting something on a birthday or anniversary that says, you know, “Happy Birthday” or “Happy Anniversary” and “I love you,” but anything more than that is more than I want or need to see and needs to go away.
Of course, you’re such a sap that I’m sure you are forever posting “I love you” on your husband’s page….
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Ha! We don’t post on each other’s pages. It feels like those people who text each other when they are in the same room, or worse…at the same table.
Yes. Too much TMI needs to go bye bye, but it happens a lot and mostly with friends it seems.
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Terrific!!!!
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Happy Birthday to your man! Margie
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Thanks darling.
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Socialfuckinmedia is the down fall and ruin of the planet….the internet will be the death of us all.
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If it wasn’t you posting all that sappy stuff on your husband’s page, who do you think it was???
JUST KIDDING. But you know, you gave me an opening …
I don’t understand Facebook — twitter at least is funny. And Linked In? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
OK, so I’m old
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No. You’re just smart. FB is good for me just to see pics of people and simple stuff….BUT….the TMI on people’s wall pages and coversations that are better suited for a phone call, make no sense to me. I can only imagine….THEY want attention.
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Well said!
http://rtewrite.wordpress.com/2012/02/28/i-fail-to-see-the-logic/
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Thank you kind sir.
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If you’re gonna continue sugar-coating your opinion, I’m gonna have to unsubscribe …
and then share it on my facebook page in full detail!!! hehehe
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I’ll work on being more blunt. I just worry about offending anyone….can’t you tell.
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Right? I actually heard of a couple who met each other on the internet and were married for like a year before they met each other in person. Who does that? How does that work?
You can make your own greeting cards and then they don’t seem so stupid…
Sweetie,
I cut this picture out of a magazine just for you while I was sitting on the toilet. It was one of your magazines, so I knew you’d just love her. Please don’t ask how I got her to stick to the card, okay? Um, about that… while I was busy working on that I kind of forgot why I was giving you a card, so happy whyever that was! Fuck it. One of us is happy.
♥ Me
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What a thoughtful card idea. It really shows the level of love and care that went into it.
I would love to know how that couple ended up. Wacko people!
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The best thing about FB is all the blog material there is to be gleaned from the memes and their incessant spilling of everything from baby farts to cum spots…wait, maybe that is the other way ’round.
Red.
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Ha, ha…..FB certainly has a lot of material to write about. It is at the expense of others of course, but who’s keeping score?!!?
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Nowadays we’re all getting so addicted to social media! And what about REAL social interaction?
That’s a fun post worth reading 🙂 Thanks for sharing!
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It started with email many moons ago, but now it’s just plain crazy.
Thanks!
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Ah, the classic “thanks for saving me from myself” card.
Love is so inspiring!
Hope it was a great birthday for him!
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It is. There’s nothing like loving the one you’re with until something better comes along.
Just kidding. Really, I am.
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Too funny. Whenever I see a pretty girl, I think to myself “There’s nothing I can do with her that Iis worth risking what I have with my wife.”
Then I’m free to gawk in mental peace.
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Peace of mind is good.
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I hate them so much for all the sappy shit we have to read that I’m thinking of closing mine. And I hate e-cards. And I know I’m not supposed to hate. But Happy Birthday and Oh Happy Day for posting my thoughts out loud, woman 🙂 🙂 🙂 I figure if you have to say “hi sweetie I love you” on Facebook, there is a missing link somewhere, LOL LOL
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I agree. I really think FB is more about attention for people, not all, but a lot. I soooooooooooooo agree with your thoughts on this.
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Gushy facebook messages are such a downer.
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I couldn’t agree more. Thanks for stopping by.
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I think that you have grabbed hold of your reader base excellently with your tongue-in-cheek humour Lorre, and as my mind is never in the gutter I instantly knew what you were meaning, and what was it again? Ahhh yes that…
Have a very nice and wicked,
even naughty rest of evening Lorre 🙂 😉
Androgoth XXx
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I’m glad it wasn’t in the gutter. You strike me as such a good natured guy with no ill or wicked thoughts. Well….maybe?
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Lol. Fun yet interesting post! Great greeting card you have right there Lorrellee1970! haha. Funny but I can still sense LOVE within the message. 🙂
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Thanks for the comment, but I am not looking to buy any views of my stuff. Thanks for coming by.
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