OMG!!!! This is too priceless not to tweet and FB.
This reminds me of a Jerry Springer episode, but instead of the water, it was chairs flying all around. Again did I say that this is ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Even the shots that offended me also impressed me in their detail and composition – must have taken forever for some of the most gruesome and detailed ones…
Ok, now I want to order some barbies off eBay! I think you might be on to something here. An acceptable way for us to play with Barbies again!! You are a friggin’ genius Lorrelee!
This is my 3rd Barbie post. My daughter wanted to get rid of her dolls and before I took them to Goodwill, I decided to use them in my Occupy Oakland post awhile back. Now, I’m keeping them for myself. And here I thought I was done playing with dolls.
Occupy Wallstreet post with Barbies! How did I miss that! Hahahahaha! I’ll definintely have to check that one out! And I’m glad you saved those Barbies. Your daughter will be glad you did . . . someday! 🙂
My God in Heaven (if there is one, she must be howling right now because I sure am, lol) You are giving me a stitch in my side, missus. Great fun, thank you so much for the never ending giggles. Love how your brain grooves this stuff out so naturally. Maybe I can learn a thing or two from you. And Barbie, lol 🙂
Oh my goodness, I don’t know about learning anything from me, except sarcasm and laughing at inappropriate stuff at times. Barbie though? Maybe.
I’m glad you got a kick out of it. I’ll be seeing you sometime today since I am doing Wordless Wednesday. I’m sure you have lots of postings for me to catch up on.
Cracking up here!!! Is it ok to admit to a grudging respect for the Barbie here, bless her skinny little legs, she’s doing it all with a big smile on her face. Which you have caught so well. Fantastic!
You have the full package you do Lorre, a wonderful blogger
with a wide variety of interesting subject matter, some fine poems
from yesteryear, and now this new animation that portrays your
inner naughtiness, it is a masterpiece, but I do feel sorry for Ken,
the poor lad has been surrounded 🙂 Goodness knows what the
‘X’ rated version of this is but I bet there is one somewhere 🙂 lol
I couldn’t go that far with the dolls. They are my daughter’s after all.
Thanks for the huge compliment and I do have quite the filthy mind at times. Having a few drinks loosens the tongue a bit and I say many inappropriate things. Among friends of course.
I’m here. I’ve been hiding out so I couldn’t be arrested. Although, I’m pretty sure there aren’t any Barbie murder laws on the books yet. I hope Mattel doesn’t get upset.
With your true love of Barbies, I thought you’d get a kick out of this one.
Articles of Absurdity 
I love you!
R.O.F.L.M.A.O.
Red.
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I’ve been waiting for just the right moment to pull out those damn dolls again. I thought your distaste for them would dissipate for this one posting.
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The thought of one drowned warmed the cockles of my heart 🙂 And Ken getting a whooping did not hurt!
Red.
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Yes…I thought you’d appreciate the Barbie abuse, especially the drowning.
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Too funny!
~Anne
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Just what I wanted to hear. Thanks for being crazy enough to stop by.
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Funny with a moral. You can’t beat that.
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OMG!!!! This is too priceless not to tweet and FB.
This reminds me of a Jerry Springer episode, but instead of the water, it was chairs flying all around. Again did I say that this is ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Share me like the blog whore I am. I consider it a great compliment. Those damn dolls are still good for something it seems.
Do you think I’ll get freshly pressed with this one? Ha, ha…..
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I would be hurt (for one) if you didn’t.
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I doubt I’m their style. Whoever they are.
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*DIES*
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M.L.
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Awesome. Would you like to be resuscitated?
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Naw – I’m a living dead girl – I reanimate for moments like this…
It’s all good.
(I should send you my Morticia and Gomez collector Barbies to play with – your photo shoot was awesome.)
Ummm…this link is – NOT for kids or sensitive – ok – normal people – so please edit as you see fit but…
http://www.thephotographymarielclayton.com/
M.L.
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P.S.? I didn’t actually realize how very many ‘disturbing’ shots he had – the ones I saw were mostly just very provocative.
I find some of his work offensive – I do apologize – I linked from a pinterest picture of a ‘trailer trash barbie’ shoot…
Forgive any offense – none was intended.
M.L.
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That is true genius. I bow down to the mind that created such incredible work. Thanks for the link.
You know, I thought about taking doll donations when I started using them in posts.
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So not offended. I loved it all…..Now, if he were using real people, then I would’ve been very offended.
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Oh good!
*guilty smile*
Even the shots that offended me also impressed me in their detail and composition – must have taken forever for some of the most gruesome and detailed ones…
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Ok, now I want to order some barbies off eBay! I think you might be on to something here. An acceptable way for us to play with Barbies again!! You are a friggin’ genius Lorrelee!
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Thanks.
This is my 3rd Barbie post. My daughter wanted to get rid of her dolls and before I took them to Goodwill, I decided to use them in my Occupy Oakland post awhile back. Now, I’m keeping them for myself. And here I thought I was done playing with dolls.
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Occupy Wallstreet post with Barbies! How did I miss that! Hahahahaha! I’ll definintely have to check that one out! And I’m glad you saved those Barbies. Your daughter will be glad you did . . . someday! 🙂
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Here’s the link: https://articlesofabsurdity.com/2011/11/14/barbies-occupy-oakland-and-get-pregnant/
And another little Barbie skit: https://articlesofabsurdity.com/2011/11/17/whose-a-rotten-egg-barbie-style/
Hope you enjoy!
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Cracked me up!
This reminded me of a reality show. I wanna see more!
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It is very Jerry Springer. Glad you enjoyed it and I’m sure those Barbies will come back again.
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poor barbies 🙂
nice entry.
http://amarnaik.wordpress.com/2012/02/18/weekly-photo-challenge-down/
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They do love drama.
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Funniest post for this week’s challenge. Nicely Done Lorre. 🙂 Great post.
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What a great thing to say. Thanks so much.
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the real plastic housewives of Mattel. continue…
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That’s so funny you say that. I am thinking about something along those lines for these crazy plastic people.
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Hilarious! The funniest one I’ve seen. 😉
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Great. I’m not the most appropriate with these challenges, but at least I can get a laugh or two out of them.
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My God in Heaven (if there is one, she must be howling right now because I sure am, lol) You are giving me a stitch in my side, missus. Great fun, thank you so much for the never ending giggles. Love how your brain grooves this stuff out so naturally. Maybe I can learn a thing or two from you. And Barbie, lol 🙂
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Oh my goodness, I don’t know about learning anything from me, except sarcasm and laughing at inappropriate stuff at times. Barbie though? Maybe.
I’m glad you got a kick out of it. I’ll be seeing you sometime today since I am doing Wordless Wednesday. I’m sure you have lots of postings for me to catch up on.
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I love it, love the story and especially Barbie,, thanks for making me smile..:)
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That Barbie is a wild one. Thanks for smiling and checking it out.
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Barbie love … cute… 🙂
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……and dangerous.
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Cracking up here!!! Is it ok to admit to a grudging respect for the Barbie here, bless her skinny little legs, she’s doing it all with a big smile on her face. Which you have caught so well. Fantastic!
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They do know how to keep the pageant face going, don’t they.
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HeeHee!
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Thanks for the giggle and stopping in to get it, of course.
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LoL – very funny sequence of photos 🙂
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I’m glad you stopped by and enjoyed my crazy Barbie drama.
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Hehe this is greta, luv it!!! I laughed, to put it mildly
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um yeah that should be ‘great’ not ‘greta’ (although that may be another barbie doll name!)
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No worries. I thought you were trying to add some foreign flair to your comment.
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Laughter is good.
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You have the full package you do Lorre, a wonderful blogger
with a wide variety of interesting subject matter, some fine poems
from yesteryear, and now this new animation that portrays your
inner naughtiness, it is a masterpiece, but I do feel sorry for Ken,
the poor lad has been surrounded 🙂 Goodness knows what the
‘X’ rated version of this is but I bet there is one somewhere 🙂 lol
Have a wonderful rest of evening Lorre 🙂
Androgoth XXx
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I couldn’t go that far with the dolls. They are my daughter’s after all.
Thanks for the huge compliment and I do have quite the filthy mind at times. Having a few drinks loosens the tongue a bit and I say many inappropriate things. Among friends of course.
I thought you’d enjoy this one. Have a great eve.
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You are right I did enjoy it 🙂
Keep adding to
your wickedness…
Androgoth XXx
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I will certainly try. It does seem to be a popular choice.
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Nobody ever dedicated a murder to me before. I don’t know what to say. I am touched to the thankfully still beating heart.
More importantly, I am sorry to be so behind on my blog reading; I hope that the police haven’t been here already. Lorre? Lorre? Are you there???
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I’m here. I’ve been hiding out so I couldn’t be arrested. Although, I’m pretty sure there aren’t any Barbie murder laws on the books yet. I hope Mattel doesn’t get upset.
With your true love of Barbies, I thought you’d get a kick out of this one.
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You were right, I did appreciate it. Because I was, in fact, murdering Barbies even before I knew there could be criminal penalties.
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I wonder if there’s a group for that?
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A group for Barbie haters or a group for folks who have murdered them and repent? Me, I murdered but did not repent. I only drank the wine at church.
[Actually, this is the second church-related comment I made tonight. Apparently I am feeling guilty about all sorts of stuff. Repent! Repent!
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Sinner! Sinner!
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Wait a minute here. Are you calling yourself a sinner or me? Or both. After all, we get along so well, we might as well burn together. But NO BARBIES
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But….I thought we’d take them with us. Wouldn’t you love to watch (and smell) them melt away to nothing?
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There is not a thing I love about a Barbie. Not a molecule.
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oh, a Barbie doll crime scene!
I’ll escape into my paradise!
http://flickrcomments.wordpress.com/2012/02/17/weekly-photo-challenge-down/
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I don’t blame you.
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All this time I thought Ken was a bit on the weak side. Barbie just showed him what’s up rot ther’! Nice, Lorre.
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I always knew Barbie wasn’t as nice as she looked.
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I.. am.. laughing .. too hard.. to type!
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That’s an affliction I don’t mind hearing about.
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I love it! and I have a couple of human candidates!
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You’re going straight to hell for that one, mister!
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I agree.
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An evil side, huh?
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Cue the evil laughter …. moooaahhhahahahahaha. And cut the spell check.
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It’s kind of freaky what a little sublighting does to the expression on Barbie’s face!
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What a great expression though.
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