I got nothing, except a bunch of excuses.


Before full-blown Alzheimer’s sets in, I need to acknowledge awards presented to me by some fine bloggers. I’m ashamed to say, some were given at the turn of the century and I have yet to show my appreciation. I kind of feel like Sissy Spacek in the 1976 movie Carrie. All of a sudden these awards are bestowed on me and I’m expecting pigs blood to invade my screen. Seriously, is this a joke? Unlike Carrie, I don’t expect any casualties. Although, I believe she was  horribly misunderstood, not unlike the Incredible Hulk. Why did he become some quasi superhero and not her? Sexism, that’s why. Anyway……………………………

Awards and Presenters:

7 x 7 Link Award:  christyb at Poetic Parfait

Kreativ Blogger Award: Taking Candy From A Baby

Versatile Blogger Award:  Anne at Anne Schilde

Genuine Blogger Award:  Amira at MindBlur

Hug Award: Arindam of Being Arindam

ABC Award:  Sunshine of Simply Charming

Glitter E. Yaynus Award:  Red of Momma’s Money Matters

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SO…..Let’s see how I’m doing so far on accepting these amazing awards.

 Acknowledge bloggers who have given you an award. (CHECK)

Post badge on your site  (SORT OF DONE)

 Explain rules/requirements of each award. (                 )

 Comply with rules.    (                )

Present award to other bloggers. (                 )

Make excuses for why this has taken so long and why you still aren’t done yet. (DOING NOW)

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1. I’ve tried to solve the world peace problem.

2. I’ve had a lot of sex.

3. I’ve been busy making mittens for kittens, who are homeless. That’s a lot of mittens.

4. My priorities are really fucked up.

5. I’m a selfish bitch who loves to get, but not give.

6. I’m lazy.

7. I’m crazy.

8. I’m moonlighting as a hooker and I sleep all day.

9. I’ve been busy counting the pennies I made hooking because I’m too greedy to give a cut to Coinstar.

10. It’s an excuse to write some extra posts because I’ve got some more award shit to check off my list.

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26 thoughts on “I got nothing, except a bunch of excuses.

    1. You’re so sophisticated. I’ll have to raise my beer.

      Now that I have a bit of this out of my system, a crazy photo challenge post out of the way and Wordless Wednesday approaching……..I can really do some blog reading!

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      1. I’m going to start first thing in the morning.

        I have to check my comments and emails until the kids hit the hay and then I have to watch The Biggest Loser while eating my chips and drinking my beer. Is that just wrong, or what?!?

        Read ya tomorrow!

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  1. I think that you have added a nice selection
    of excuses here but I bet the list was much
    longer than this, actually I have been given
    some nominations but as I never take part
    in these awards I don’t need tp display the
    finer points of declining, so how about that
    for getting away with it my great friend 🙂 🙂
    Of course I always appreciate the thoughts
    of these nominations but there is only so
    many awards that one can amass without
    reaching for the delete option, I was going
    to say the sick bag there 🙂 lol Anyway as
    I have already said, you have achieved in
    adding your delayed responses to these
    awards and sooo well done to you Lorre 🙂
    And as they always say on GHI…

    On to the Next 🙂

    Androgoth XXx

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    1. Awards are great thoughts, but they do (not all, but most) require work, which is time consuming. I’m going to have to start pasisng on these myself. I have a hard enough time keeping up with a post of some kind.

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  2. Just so you know, your blog posts are a total red flag at work. I get my virtual hand slapped almost every time I try to click into one of them to comment, so that’s why I haven’t been commenting more. I thought I take some time after work to fix that.

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