On this day, 43 years ago, God decided to bless a woman and a man with a beautiful son. The angels watched over him since then, making sure that he could celebrate this special day and enjoy all the blessings in life. Happy Birthday to my wonderful husband. FUCK! I thought this was Facebook. Sorry guys.… Read More Sentiment via social media. The new greeting card?
I can’t resist. I heard some people talking about the magic and mystery of conception. Now…I’m not going to get into a religious, spiritual or physiological discussion here. I do have some theories though. Bear with me. This can get complicated. How did this happen? Someone: fucked got laid copulated had sexual intercourse screwed shagged… Read More Mystery of conception……duh!
As usual……in true Lorre fashion. Dedicated to: Red and Elyse (true Barbie lovers) Don’t get caught with your pants down, especially with someone else’s Barbie or Ken.
Before full-blown Alzheimer’s sets in, I need to acknowledge awards presented to me by some fine bloggers. I’m ashamed to say, some were given at the turn of the century and I have yet to show my appreciation. I kind of feel like Sissy Spacek in the 1976 movie Carrie. All of a sudden these awards are bestowed on me and I’m expecting… Read More I got nothing, except a bunch of excuses.
Victims of circumstance Their act Just the same Never to love Never to trust Just players A no win game The past is their weapon For directions They choose Cruel words Violent acts Anything selfish They say or do Victims of circumstance Thinking….. They’re so rare Only they understand Only they know The fact is…..… Read More Victims
For hours you tried to get me Wanted alive or dead Anything to have me Lying in your bed Instead of being patient Or even being kind You pulled out your wallet To bargain for my time Finally you found your table And you left me alone I could still feel your stare I prayed… Read More The Bar
Okay……..So my creativity, if you want to call it that, is being used for another purpose today. I can’t reveal that purpose, because some powerful people may be implicated and it could cause a change in daylight savings time (like it did the last time I spilled the beans). BUT…….Since February is the month of “love”, “women scorned” and… Read More This shit isn’t going to save the environment.
Articles of Absurdity 