I started that line of thinking a year ago when we went on vacation. We went out for breakfast and I took a hard look at the kids. One had crazy hair, one had dirty clothes and the other needed to bathe. I told them one by one that they smelled homeless, dressed homeless and adorned homeless hair. It stuck ever since.
No offense to the homeless, who probably smell better than my boys.
Hahaha, I’m sure I’ve been highly inappropriate enough already, but this photograph really needs to be taken and shared! You know… sitting on the sidewalk destitute, typing away on a $3,000 laptop with a little sign next to a cup seeded with some change. The sign reads: “Need Wi-Fi to read Articles of Absurdity!”
Articles of Absurdity 
lol is that an A & W Rootbeer container? 10 points for resourcefulness … at least baby is fed.
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Why, yes it is.
You should see what we do when we run out of condoms around here.
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Tell me 🙂
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My hubby says we have to get the patent first.
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Very creative post with the sticky notes on the flowing blue background. 💙
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That’s my screensaver. I had to crop it though. I can’t let you people know what horrible and bad things lay in wait on my desktop.
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I love this!
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Thanks. I’m glad my poor mothering made for good material.
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LOL @ the kids are starting to smell homeless!
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I started that line of thinking a year ago when we went on vacation. We went out for breakfast and I took a hard look at the kids. One had crazy hair, one had dirty clothes and the other needed to bathe. I told them one by one that they smelled homeless, dressed homeless and adorned homeless hair. It stuck ever since.
No offense to the homeless, who probably smell better than my boys.
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Yeah, I’m gonna go with probably no offense. Not too many homeless people reading this blog. Laptops are bad for business.
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Shockingly enough, they seem to find access, but it is bad for business if caught.
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Hahaha, I’m sure I’ve been highly inappropriate enough already, but this photograph really needs to be taken and shared! You know… sitting on the sidewalk destitute, typing away on a $3,000 laptop with a little sign next to a cup seeded with some change. The sign reads: “Need Wi-Fi to read Articles of Absurdity!”
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It would need to be totally staged, but that sounds awesome.
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lol
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Glad I got you laughing.
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I’ve never seen that before. The baby doesn’t appear all that interested. He wants milk? 🙂
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He wasn’t into the makeshift bottle. My husband ended up driving home (50 minutes total time) to get him a bottle. He was happy after that.
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A&W Root Beer is one of the major food groups.
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My kids think so.
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[…] 1. Articles of Absurdity […]
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Gotta love redneck ingenuity.
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This is soft! We used colt 45 beer bottles!!!
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I said we were redneck, not gangster.
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It would have been better if duct tape was used to attach the nipple instead of the plastic ring.
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Love it — the boys smelling homeless is brilliant. But get used to it. They’ll be teenagers when they will WANT to be homeless.
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I’m pretty sure my oldest is looking to be homeless now. Anywhere I’m not!
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“Damn good, but my mom is still white trash for this.”
Hilarious stuff!
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Thanks. I’m proud of my white trash moments.
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Haha you make me laugh, so creative! Keep up the posts… pleaseeee!
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I’m so glad. I will certainly try.
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Now if I could get a nipple that fit a beer bottle…
aaahhhh……
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Wouldn’t that be nice.
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You make me laugh out loud Lorrelee. 🙂 LOL
Liked this post a lot.
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It’s good for the soul.
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Your sticky notes make me wonder if this blogging thing is an addiction. I swear it changes my thought process.
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It is an addiction, at least for me it is. It’s the writing mostly and the crazy thoughts, but having some feedback keeps me coming back.
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