Happy Anniversary Sucker!


The day is almost over, but I want to say thanks to my smoking hot husband.

Thanks for hooking up with a woman with two kids, shacking up with her for a little over five years, getting hitched and impregnating her. Oh yeah…and thanks for being married to me now for three years. We are really going to have to talk about that other woman though.

Yes. I wore black on my wedding day. (1/17/09)

42 thoughts on “Happy Anniversary Sucker!

      1. It’ll be back. I’m on good behavior today, it being my birthday (18th). That way I’ll get good stuff. Ooh, I smell chocolate. I have been very good. But only for today. Promise.

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  1. You do know the acronym for Happy Anniversary – HA! It’s for all those people who think one will never have a first anniversary. I married MLB with her kids in tow also. 🙂

    Great picture, cute couple. Congrats to both of you, Lorre!

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    1. Margie…..I never said it was bliss. I just said we were still together. Just kidding…sorta. I told my husband that my worst day with him is still better than my best day with my ex, so he’s a keeper. Isn’t that romantic?

      I think my hubby would say LBD on the floor.

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  2. Thank you but I truly do not wish to have my affair with your husband discussed publicly! hahah! Happy Anniversary to two of my absolute loves!!!

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    1. I had a beautiful white dress, but it was pretty long and I was afraid that my son (walking me down the aisle) and I would trip over it…despite the hooker shoes I bought to give me more height. I bought this the afternoon before the wedding, but we all looked good in our black/white with a dash of silver attire.

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  3. “The day is almost over, but I want to say thanks to my smoking hot husband.

    Thanks for hooking up with a woman with two kids, shacking up with her for a little over five years, getting hitched and impregnating her.”
    Hilarious stuff! I bet hubby was pretty happy with that, right?

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  4. Well I certainly like the idea of a black wedding dress and
    if you don’t mind me saying so, you look rather ravishing in it…

    Your hubby has chosen wisely my fine and young friend,
    you both look very happy and that is the way it should be…

    Happy Anniversary You Two, and May
    All Your Days, and Nights Be Wicked Ones 🙂

    Androgoth XXx

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    1. I don’t mind at all. Thanks for the compliment. AND….I try to tell he was smart to marry me all the time. He agrees for the most part and I the same.

      We are more wicked than we appear. It would really boil the blood of our exes if they had any idea.

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      1. When two negatives are cast aside, the two remaining positives thrive on the dark and most wicked delights in euphoria… Yes I figure that those two negatives would be extremely crushed by that thought, but alas it is their loss and your delightful gain…

        Have a very nice weekend you two 🙂

        Androgoth XXx

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