It’s hard to be an ass over the holidays. (another crappy ass cartoon)
Not everyone could fit at the table. Let me know who you think is missing.
Month: December 2011
Making an appearance…………..
I feel like I’ve neglected my blogging duties lately. I’m blaming the location of my computer on the slacking. On the upside: I have a great desk, which I love. It’s a dinosaur that I bought for $20 from our local thrift shop. Four drawers pull out to 2 feet in length and there are 2 pull-out shelves… Read More Making an appearance…………..
My blog christmas tree is finally up!
Who Are These Ornaments I want to thank everyone who has dared to follow me on this blogging journey. All of my lovely followers have their own ornament and if you click the link above, you can see who my blog followers are and where to find them. They are a bit insane though, afterall….they follow… Read More My blog christmas tree is finally up!
Anyone up for a little stick?
Although it’s the season, I’m just not in the mood to write anything about the holidays now, BUT….I am totally sick of looking at my scary picture pop up from my last post when I sign on. SO…..how about some light humor in a poem? Actually, don’t answer. It was rhetorical. You’re getting a poem.… Read More Anyone up for a little stick?
Weekly Photo Challenge: Self-Portrait
This is it people. This is what I look like first thing in the morning, with no makeup and no coffee. My father was a circus clown and my mother was a sick perv from the movie Eyes Wide Shut (which sucked big ones). There was a chemical spill (in their bedroom) on the night they… Read More Weekly Photo Challenge: Self-Portrait
Welcome to my home, but………..
With the holidays in full force, there are gatherings, parties and meals to share. There are people going here and people going there. BUT….Keep in mind when you open your home and you walk into others……………………………………. WELCOME TO MY HOME not a daycare….I am not here to watch your children not a gym….don’t look for… Read More Welcome to my home, but………..
Lessons Learned: 2011
SO….As this year begins to wind down, I’ve thought about lessons I’ve learned this year from my life and by talking with others. Let me share some of them with you. DRINKING When you continually tell your wife it’s time to leave the party and she gets “one” more drink behind your back, you are negotiating with… Read More Lessons Learned: 2011
Hey sicko! This blog is not for you.
Okay….So I was looking over my stats for the past week and focused my attention to the search terms. Certain words or phrases are typed into a search engine and low and behold, my blog is discovered. This is normally a great thing, being discovered and all, but not lately. You see….Some really disturbing searches were made.… Read More Hey sicko! This blog is not for you.
Celebrity News: Mugshots, Rabies and Alec Baldwin
TOP NEWS STORIES Since the scandal at Penn State, other cases have come to light. At this time, the seven dwarfs ae denying any sexual misconduct with the underaged Snow White, but do admit to her residing in their home. She ran away and the dwarfs took her in, but only if she agreed to cook,… Read More Celebrity News: Mugshots, Rabies and Alec Baldwin
Kiss Me Goodnight.
This blog is going to bed. give it sloppy kisses goodnight.
Articles of Absurdity 