Blog Awards with Barbies

Aurora and Zendictive

I’m a real slacker, but I’m finally getting around to posting this award blog.

Opening Jokes: (Zen) So, Aurora…you look beautiful with your lion’s mane. I think we are going to have au-ror-of a good time. (forced audience laughter)(Aurora) You are so funny or maybe it’s the zen and juice I had earlier. (gun to the head chuckles) ZEN: Even though she is a slacker and took too damn long to post that I gave her an award, I zendictive, award Lorre  the Kreativ Blogger Award. AURORA: Hi! I’m Aurora from AURORA MOREALIST . I was recently given three awards that I would like to pass on to Lorre. I am presenting her with the Kreativ Blogger award, the One Lovely Blog Award and the Versatile Blogger award. Closing Remarks: (Aurora) Zendictive and I talked backstage and decided that she really didn’t deserve them, but it really gets hard finding people to pass these damn things on to and it is the holiday season. Plus, we are pretty drunk and what the hell! It seems like the thing to do.********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************

Opening Praise: (Janece) Oh my Red, you are looking red-hot tonight. Red hot momma! (audience yells: Hell yeah!)(Red) And you Janece, you are looking extra blue-tiful tonight. (smack the person beside you and tell them to laugh) RED: I’m Red from Momma’s Money Matters or M3. I would like to present Lorre with a special award that I created, The (Red) Educational Shoe Award.This is the most fabulous award out now. This award is to acknowledge a blogger’s most supportive commenters. This should exclude stalkers, unless you like that kind of attention. JANECE: I’m Janece over at The Wild Pomegranate . Tonight, I am presenting Lorre with two awards. First, for being so patient in waiting for my reply to an award, I am giving her the Patient Blog Awarder Blog Award. I would also like to present her with the Versatile Blogger award. Remarks made thinking the mic was off: (Red) This is so f%$&#ing lame. Let’s get the hell out of here. I’ve got a babysitter and a big bear waiting for me backstage. (Janece) You don’t have to tell me twice. My friend did my hair and I’m ready to get wild and crazy. Keep that bear away from me though. **********************************************************************************************************************************************************************


LORRE: Thanks so much everyone. I really appreciate all the awards that were given to me. I doubt I deserve them, but I am sure as hell not giving them back. To each of you: I love your blogs and consider it a privilege to read them while I’m drinking. Each of you has touched me in a special way, a way that doesn’t involve a restraining order, medical attention or a change of clothes. After reading your wonderful works, I’m inspired to quit continue my blogging pursuits. For the Kreative Blogger, I need to list 7 or 10 things about myself and then pass it on to 6 or 7 bloggers. It seems the requirements keep changing. For the Versatile Blogger, I need to list 7 things about myself and pass this on to 7 bloggers.  For the One Lovely Blog Award, I need to pass it on to 15 recently discovered blogs. I’m gonna need to call NASA or a scientist for that one. For The (Red) Educational Shoe Award, I need to pass it on to 5 supportive commenters. AND….For the Patient Blog Awarder Blog Award, I don’t have to do a fucking thing. So…..I’ve never been good at math, but 7 + 10 + 7 + 7 and then 6 + 7 + 7 + 7 and then 5 and…oh hell, it’s just a lot of shit I need to do. I think I’ve kept you fine folks here long enough. I will get another post out with my things (maybe not so many) and my blogs (maybe not so many). The blog part will be hard because a lot of you are fantastic and have already been presented these awards.  I’m out of here folks, but I’ll be fulfilling my blogging obligations soon. I’m sure you are not holding your breath for this.