I didn’t see Crusty Ass. He’s not a well-known member of the Ass family, but his name gets evoked sometimes in traffic, ie “Get your Crusty Ass outa my way!
It’s very comforting to know that there are other families out there who break valuable objects, drink too much and leave the table angry.
It makes me feel good.
Thanks!
Isn’t a “nosey ass” an oxymoron? I think they are smart asses. They are on my husband’s side. If they were on my side of the family they would be wise asses. We are the funny ones.
I am so glad you did not invite “Grab”. He is constantly being slapped. I thought maybe this year you could invite “Hummingbird”, even if he has decided to go by “Pansy”. Meanwhile, I think I will sit with “Broke” at the kids’ table, just so I do not have to hear “Lost My” whine about it all.
Okay…..I knew I left out a few (still not mentioned), but damn….you came up with some great ones I forgot about. I get the feeling you are no stranger to asses. AND…Please take that in the spirit it was intended.
Kiss Ass should have been there. I mean…..you need to do that before Christamas if you want a lot of great gifts. They were off kissing someone else’s ass, someone more important.
Articles of Absurdity 
“Beautiful” is missing. “beautiful red head” is also missing. “:) Merry Christmas !
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I’ll take beautiful, but “beautiful red head”. Who are you thinking of?!!?
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I didn’t see Crusty Ass. He’s not a well-known member of the Ass family, but his name gets evoked sometimes in traffic, ie “Get your Crusty Ass outa my way!
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Quite a visual. I’ve never heard that one, but I’m sure I’ll be using it now.
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I love being a smart ass myself 🙂 And because of that, I’ve left you a little sumpin sumpin on the blog today (well, two sumpins, sorta. LOL)
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Cool. I just got my shots, so I’ll be right over to check it out.
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You’re a nut! And I think that’s great. I just shake my head. Margie
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Shaking of the head is definately allowed and sometimes, totally unavoidable.
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It’s very comforting to know that there are other families out there who break valuable objects, drink too much and leave the table angry.
It makes me feel good.
Thanks!
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Comfort is what it’s all about……OR……is that discomfort?
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Wise ass is missing. That means you and I can head to a restaurant and have a grand old time ourselves! Yippee!
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Indeed it is. Sounds like a plan. Who wants to eat with all of those asses anyway.
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Can we start NOW???????? Relatives have already invaded. I am ignoring them.
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That would be great. I have to know. Do you have a specific ass name that fits each of them?
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Tempting. Very tempting. But they are looking over my shoulder just enough to see if I type their names. Then they will pounce….
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So….they don’t sound like dumb asses or half asses. Maybe nosey asses?
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Isn’t a “nosey ass” an oxymoron? I think they are smart asses. They are on my husband’s side. If they were on my side of the family they would be wise asses. We are the funny ones.
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Nosey ass is also pretty gross.
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Well, poor old Kiss My has either not been invited or has told them what they can do with it . . .
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I think it was the latter. They can’t handle donkies like that.
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I am so glad you did not invite “Grab”. He is constantly being slapped. I thought maybe this year you could invite “Hummingbird”, even if he has decided to go by “Pansy”. Meanwhile, I think I will sit with “Broke” at the kids’ table, just so I do not have to hear “Lost My” whine about it all.
Merry Assmas!
Red.
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Okay…..I knew I left out a few (still not mentioned), but damn….you came up with some great ones I forgot about. I get the feeling you are no stranger to asses. AND…Please take that in the spirit it was intended.
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My eyes aren’t what they used to be. Is drunk off my ass in there?
Great cartoon. Loved it.
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I think he is passed out in the driveway, but when he comes to…..he might join them for dessert and a little family fighting.
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Auburn, reddish-brown, anything but carrot-red or ginger? Even after a few shots, one should never tell.. “:))
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Good luck keeping the secrets!
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that’s cute (~_~)
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Sometimes asses can be cute.
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Now there is always a ‘Kiss Ass’
somewhere in the mix, well I only said 🙂
Have a great evening Lorrelee 🙂
Androgoth
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Kiss Ass should have been there. I mean…..you need to do that before Christamas if you want a lot of great gifts. They were off kissing someone else’s ass, someone more important.
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