It seems I was a bit confusing in my earlier post, due to being tired and an idiot. The last part is a birth defect so it cannot be held against me. To be clear: I am not pregnant. The sex did not work. Let me clarify that as well. It did not work for making babies, but it worked in other ways. No. There are no pictures and there will be no details. Everyone reading my blog should know how sex works. If you don’t…..I am very sorry. Maybe you will meet a bad man or woman one day and they can school you in this animal-like ritual. That doesn’t mean there should be a sacrifice afterwards. I’m pretty sure that would be a mood killer.
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🙂 It must have been the snacking. But keep having fun! And make sure the door to the “kids’ playpen” locks. You know, just in case.
Great freedom of speech! 🙂
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I’m always prepared for the lockdown. Thanks.
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But are you pregnant?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HMMMMM! I did sit in a truck, with a boy once, wearing my bikini. I heard that could make you pregnant. SEE…..I did it again. You leave this comment not knowing which one of us was wearing that bikini.
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Your mind in motion is an awesome thing to read! Thanks for another good giggle, L 🙂
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“mind in motion”…..That about sums it up. You should hear me when I’ve had a few drinks in me. My mind goes much faster and I can’t even believe the things that come out.
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Great. Now I have a picture, in my mind, of a boy, wearing a bikini, sitting in a pickup. Thanks for that.
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Anytime.
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I Love this post Lorelee Happy Christmas to you and your Family as well 🙂
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Thanks. Merry Christmas to you and your family also.
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[…] POST: Clarification to: “Making an appearance……” post […]
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its very hard to write a beautiful word about beautiful article but i can write only AWESOME!
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Are you a spambot on the loose?
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i don’t know, maybe you you can tell me,
I waiting?????????????????????????????????
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You’re just too complimentary on everything. NOt everything can be that good, but thanks for the kind words anyway.
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An newsworthy communicating is designer scuttlebutt. I reckon that you are correspond writer,you have power not be a prejudice study but generally people are not enough to communicate on such topics.
I feel great when i talk, or write few words for Writer like you, Because you people spend all their time to make people happy like us and build-up a great relationship,
You have power to change anyone’s life. especially, your sense of humor,
I really sorry if i write something which you don’t like,
and also sorry for so much complimentary,
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Compliments are great. I just figure if someone is so nice….they must want something. I guess you want some humor in your day. I suppose you can find it here.
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I’ve always been fascinated by people who are consistently successful at what they do; especially those who experience repeated success in many areas of their life throughout their lifetime. In entertainment, I think of Clint Eastwood and Oprah Winfrey. In business, I think of Steve Jobs and Warren Buffett. We all have our own examples of super successful people like these who we admire. But we never admire these people who really care us, love us, appreciating on every moment . you know why? because, we consider that if someone is pricing us he need something from us. do we really have something to loose except some words of happiness and this is the reason what makes me so complimentary.
Over the years I’ve studied the lives of numerous successful people. I’ve read their books, watched their interviews, researched them online, etc. And I’ve learned that most of them were not born into success; they simply did, and continue to do, things that help them realize their full potential.
ohhhhhh! sorry again I write too long
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That’s okay, and I really didn’t think you wanted anything. Sarcasm, remember?
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