Although it’s the season, I’m just not in the mood to write anything about the holidays now, BUT….I am totally sick of looking at my scary picture pop up from my last post when I sign on. SO…..how about some light humor in a poem? Actually, don’t answer. It was rhetorical. You’re getting a poem.
The Stick Man
Hey ladies!
I’m the Stick Man
With what I’ve got
I’ll do all I can
If you’re lucky
You could get a chance
To experience with me
Wild romance
There are some rules
I must stress
Before you take on
The very best
You can’t be ugly
You can’t be fat
You must be gorgeous
You must be stacked
Most of all
You can’t be on top
I’m very thin
My limbs would break off
You must be creative
If you crave this prick
Did I forget to mention
I was drawn without a _____!
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You need to make a video out of this poem. Stop action. It would be awesome. He could be in search of his privates. A real “journey” film.
Les
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Funny you should say that. I have requested some software from Santa (and an office at home) to make these posts more interactive. I’m even thinking about scratch and sniff.
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LOLOL Oh man, that was good. If you like your sticks sans dicks!!!
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Glad you liked it. I needed a little stress relief and I figured other people might too.
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You are a nut. From one nut to another I am so happy I found you.
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Me too. I love nuts.
I don’t mind cracking the shell open for a good one.
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I think I was married to him once…or twice…I forget.
Red.
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Do I have to beat you over the head with a stick to remember?
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Coffee meet screen, dang now I have to clean this early in the morning. Like Red I believe that was my previous husband who offered to pay for all he wanted…..it wasn’t me so I laughed to the bank.
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Laughing to the bank is a good time. I wish I could do that more often. Glad you enjoyed it. AND…If there is any screen damage, send me the bill.
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so much fun you can have with a wooden spoon (grinin’)
delightfully heated poem (~_~)
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Splinters are a real downside though.
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