Weekly Photo Challenge: Self-Portrait


This is it people. This is what I look like first thing in the morning, with no makeup and no coffee. My father was a circus clown and my mother was a sick perv from the movie Eyes Wide Shut (which sucked big ones). There was a chemical spill (in their bedroom) on the night they conceived me. They happened to be role-playing in their twisted costumes, so this is how I was born. I think there might have been a third person in the room, some graffiti artist. I don’t even want to know how I got his DNA.

 

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53 thoughts on “Weekly Photo Challenge: Self-Portrait

  1. I thought I was the last one to use that makeup artist. He did you such justice. If only he weren’t so hellbent on retirement. The self-serve mess I make of it is truly atrocious 😉
    Red.

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  2. My first visit. You are a trip! Thanks for stopping by my blog and “liking” my post. I really appreciate it. Off to see what other stuff you have to say. Read about the moldy Arby’s…jeez, ew.. That would definitely be a deterrent. Glad I’m not a fan and crushed by your experience, LOL! Margie

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    1. thanks……

      I’m glad you are enjoying your visit here. I promise to include a free trip to the clinic if you catch anything here. It is the “free clinic” though, so I guess I’m not really that generous.

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  5. I am not sure I would like to meet you in that outfit! But when it comes to be funny you do well 🙂 Thank you for sharing your photo with us.
    Greetings from Switzerland,
    – Pierre

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  6. OK, I hurried over here to see what picture you were so tired of looking at and NOW I see what I’ve been missing!!! 🙂 Jessica Rabbit meets Girl Interrupted!

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  7. I have seen several postings around WordPress
    regarding this challenge and I think that yours is
    rather original, and fun too…

    Have a funtastic rest of evening my friend 🙂

    Androgoth

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    1. I try to be different. I have another blog for more blah, blah-serious pics and stuff. This ain’t it.

      There you go again, being super nice. I really want to buy you a puppy, Is that wrong? Maybe just a card.

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      1. I am always nice, well more often than not 🙂
        Thank you for noticing though, most peeps I
        encounter don’t give me an opportunity to be
        super nice, perhaps I am a tad scary or…
        well definitely different anyway but that’s good
        is it not? I think I need a coffee, it is almost 3am
        here but I have always been a night owl 🙂

        Try my Calendar on the left of my Space,
        once there click to November 19th and the
        Monster Recipe will be there for you to read 🙂

        Well it will be a nice bedtime treat, perhaps? 🙂

        Androgoth

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