This is it people. This is what I look like first thing in the morning, with no makeup and no coffee. My father was a circus clown and my mother was a sick perv from the movie Eyes Wide Shut (which sucked big ones). There was a chemical spill (in their bedroom) on the night they conceived me. They happened to be role-playing in their twisted costumes, so this is how I was born. I think there might have been a third person in the room, some graffiti artist. I don’t even want to know how I got his DNA.
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Priceless! I love, love, love it!
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Thanks a bunch. I’m glad you liked it.
Glad you could visit.
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That looks cool! 😀 Creative
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AND……Perhaps a bit creepy. Thanks!
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Very Creative work great interpretation for this week theme 🙂
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Glad you enjoyed my insanity.
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i especially love the fender blue eyeshadow. Great look.
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It’s a classic!
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creative.
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And perhaps a bit offensive, but thanks.
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I hope that’s icing and not acrylic paint 😆
That is such fun, and so original.
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Thanks. Don’t worry. It was a temporary look.
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love the make-up (~_~) such a positive look (grin) loose the hat
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Can’t, it keeps my brain in.
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This is so creative! I gave this challenge some thought but never did I think on these lines. Very nicely done.
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Thanks. I try to think out of the box. I don’t think anyone wants to see a regular picture of me.
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Ha… Would be good to have some photos of you popping down to the local shops for a pint of milk in the mask.
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It would be, but I don’t have the balls for it. Really….my husband would kill me. He arrests people like me all the time. People are better off with me locked up in the house.
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Screaming funny woman, thanks for the giggle. For some reason I cannot stop writing today and your commentary with corresponding photo were just the light tonic I needed 🙂
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Love it. Love it. Keep on writing. I wish I had days like that. I had one. The first day of NaNo, I wrote 4 days worth of material and then nothing.
Glad I could give you a little break.
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I thought I was the last one to use that makeup artist. He did you such justice. If only he weren’t so hellbent on retirement. The self-serve mess I make of it is truly atrocious 😉
Red.
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Heavy makeup and blue eyeshadow is a dying art form, but I think it still works in Texas.
I’m sure you do a beautiful job.
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looked scary when i saw first :). it is creative.
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That’s what my husband says every morning when he sees me. I’m accustomed to it.
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My first visit. You are a trip! Thanks for stopping by my blog and “liking” my post. I really appreciate it. Off to see what other stuff you have to say. Read about the moldy Arby’s…jeez, ew.. That would definitely be a deterrent. Glad I’m not a fan and crushed by your experience, LOL! Margie
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thanks……
I’m glad you are enjoying your visit here. I promise to include a free trip to the clinic if you catch anything here. It is the “free clinic” though, so I guess I’m not really that generous.
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Couldn’t love this more . . . well, maybe if I had thought of it first. 🙂
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It sort of gives me a Jack in the Box feeling when it comes up on the blog, but fun.
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Daring!
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Thanks! Glad you stopped by.
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This is magic, the best I’ve seen yet!
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Perhaps crazy magic, but I appreciate it just the same.
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I am not sure I would like to meet you in that outfit! But when it comes to be funny you do well 🙂 Thank you for sharing your photo with us.
Greetings from Switzerland,
– Pierre
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Don’t worry. I don’t go out in public like this. I have “some” taste.
NO….thank you for stopping by and liking my ugly, crazy and scary photo. I’m glad you get the humor.
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OK, I hurried over here to see what picture you were so tired of looking at and NOW I see what I’ve been missing!!! 🙂 Jessica Rabbit meets Girl Interrupted!
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I can see that. Pretty disturbing, isn’t it?
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OH MY!! At least you didn’t cut your ear off for the picture ;)!! And this is a LOT funnier.
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Maybe next photo challenge?
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Nice mask and nice picture!
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Thanks. I just hope it doesn’t cause anyone to have nightmares.
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Greetings back.
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Interesting interpretation and capture for self-portrait.
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Thank you. I think it works well as a scarecrow if you blow it up larger.
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I wish I looked this bright-eyed first thing in the morning! This is fabulous, love it!
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It is a look that scares small children and causes dogs to bark, but other than that…………..
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I have seen several postings around WordPress
regarding this challenge and I think that yours is
rather original, and fun too…
Have a funtastic rest of evening my friend 🙂
Androgoth
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I try to be different. I have another blog for more blah, blah-serious pics and stuff. This ain’t it.
There you go again, being super nice. I really want to buy you a puppy, Is that wrong? Maybe just a card.
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I am always nice, well more often than not 🙂
Thank you for noticing though, most peeps I
encounter don’t give me an opportunity to be
super nice, perhaps I am a tad scary or…
well definitely different anyway but that’s good
is it not? I think I need a coffee, it is almost 3am
here but I have always been a night owl 🙂
Try my Calendar on the left of my Space,
once there click to November 19th and the
Monster Recipe will be there for you to read 🙂
Well it will be a nice bedtime treat, perhaps? 🙂
Androgoth
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I’ll check it out. It’s almost 11pm here and I’m just a dead mommy.
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