Welcome to my home, but………..


With the holidays in full force, there are gatherings, parties and meals to share. There are people going here and people going there. BUT….Keep in mind when you open your home and you walk into others…………………………………….

WELCOME TO MY HOME

not a daycare….I am not here to watch your children

not a gym….don’t look for a punching bag here

not a theater….leave the drama at your house

not a library….it won’t be quiet

not a school….we have nothing to learn

not a drugstore….those meds are mine, support your habit elsewhere

not a church….don’t preach here

not a therapist’s office….we aren’t here to solve problems

not a confessional….we aren’t here to listen to them either

not an ATM….enough said on that

not a theme park….we aren’t here to amuse you

not a buffet….don’t eat me out of house and home

BUT….feel free to leave a tip (monetary, of course)

AND….don’t forget to leave

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24 thoughts on “Welcome to my home, but………..

  1. VERY timely and good advice.
    —— It’s PARTY TIME, but even parties have rules. Common sense goes a long way.
    **ONE rule that should always be added ….Don’t Drink and Drive !

    Merry Christmas, Lorre…have a safe holiday and a wonderful one.

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    1. Not a brothel either. My husband got very angry last year, but Christmas was paid for. ………………..Kidding of course…………….or am I?

      Happy Christmas and Merry New Year to you, yours and your soon to be new addtion to the family. Oh….don’t be alarmed. You aren’t pregnant (in case you needed help figuring that out after 10).
      I mean “Bear”.

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