With the holidays in full force, there are gatherings, parties and meals to share. There are people going here and people going there. BUT….Keep in mind when you open your home and you walk into others…………………………………….
WELCOME TO MY HOME
not a daycare….I am not here to watch your children
not a gym….don’t look for a punching bag here
not a theater….leave the drama at your house
not a library….it won’t be quiet
not a school….we have nothing to learn
not a drugstore….those meds are mine, support your habit elsewhere
not a church….don’t preach here
not a therapist’s office….we aren’t here to solve problems
not a confessional….we aren’t here to listen to them either
not an ATM….enough said on that
not a theme park….we aren’t here to amuse you
not a buffet….don’t eat me out of house and home
BUT….feel free to leave a tip (monetary, of course)
AND….don’t forget to leave
Articles of Absurdity 
VERY timely and good advice.
—— It’s PARTY TIME, but even parties have rules. Common sense goes a long way.
**ONE rule that should always be added ….Don’t Drink and Drive !
Merry Christmas, Lorre…have a safe holiday and a wonderful one.
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Very true!
AND….Happy/Safe Holidays to you and yours.
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That was great. I know what you mean.
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I left out……not an open bar.
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although serious, there is humor!
Happy Holidays
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Happy Holidays to you as well.
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All i know your a good friend that`s all 🙂
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Thanks. Have a wonderful holiday.
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Merry Christmas Mrs. Comically Claused, LOL Just tweeted this, so funnnnyyyy… let’s see if it causes any twittering, lol
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Does twittering tickle? You are so kind and awesome.
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Not a firing range…if you are going to fight, do it at home.
Merry, rah rah and all that stuff.
Red.
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Not a brothel either. My husband got very angry last year, but Christmas was paid for. ………………..Kidding of course…………….or am I?
Happy Christmas and Merry New Year to you, yours and your soon to be new addtion to the family. Oh….don’t be alarmed. You aren’t pregnant (in case you needed help figuring that out after 10).
I mean “Bear”.
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Did I mention you are a trip? Why don’t you say what you mean, LOL? Margie
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So kind. Some of my posts are a bit “in your face”. This one wasn’t too bad.
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Brilliant this.
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Thanks for saying.
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Extremely spunky! Now, if only all people would be so kind to do these, the holidays would be slightly more wonderful.
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but……then goes all the fun and stortes.
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Don’t forget to leave is right!!!!
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Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!
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Been away for a few days – getting set for Crimbo and you’ve hit the nail on the head!
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You know….I never heard that before (Crimbo), but I looked it up like the inquisitive girl that I am.
Hope you’re set for “Crimbo”. I’m still working on it.
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ha, ha – that’s great!
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Thanks for stopping by. Glad you liked it.
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