1. We are going to watch while your shit gets stolen. Then…we’re going to thank the skies above, it wasn’t our fucking house.
2. Now that’s just wrong. Do we have to make it worse by showing that they don’t know they need another child at the other end of the seesaw?
3. Damn straight. No one wanted to sleep with my ass in highschool. I’m signing up to get laid.
4. What the hell did I do? Geesh! They don’t have to yell.
5. Fuck it. I haven’t really worked since I’ve been at this place. OR…Sounds like I can just leave.
6. It’s nice to know they don’t discriminate, but I don’t think they should be advertising such things.