Some things might need a bit more of an explanation. Things are either too vague or the people receiving the message are dumbass idiots. Either way, there could be a lot of room for misunderstandings if things aren’t cleared up.
1. We are going to watch while your shit gets stolen. Then…we’re going to thank the skies above, it wasn’t our fucking house.
2. Now that’s just wrong. Do we have to make it worse by showing that they don’t know they need another child at the other end of the seesaw?
3. Damn straight. No one wanted to sleep with my ass in highschool. I’m signing up to get laid.
4. What the hell did I do? Geesh! They don’t have to yell.
5. Fuck it. I haven’t really worked since I’ve been at this place. OR…Sounds like I can just leave.
6. It’s nice to know they don’t discriminate, but I don’t think they should be advertising such things.
Articles of Absurdity 
When the Slow Children grow up they join the Special Police.
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Yes. I do believe that is correct. Instead of the seesaw issue, they need to learn that cruise control does not mean you can ride in the passenger seat and let the car do all the driving.
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Now you tell me.
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Joe is just too clever for his own good!
Where ever did you find those signs? Great writing, great graphics, great post, great blog.
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I can never reveal my secrets…………okay………….google images.
Thank you so much. A picture is really worth a thousand words and makes a blog easier to swallow with a little eye candy. I always like the pics you choose.
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Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours! Grateful for having made your acquaintance through blogging! 🙂 Many blessings to you!
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Same to you. I hope your holiday was wonderful.
Through blogging, I’ve gotten a chance to “blog” meet a lot of wonderful bloggers/writers (like yourself). It’s a great time.
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