Lorre-isms by the Handful


Lorre-isms

  • Is the glass 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? Who cares. Halfway won’t get you anywhere in either direction. Fill it up or pour it out.
  • Look for your smile now. The longer you wait…it will be harder and harder to find.
  • Most advice is given by people when they have been drinking. If you wouldn’t take a ride home from them……why would you listen to their “wisdom”?
  • Once you look towards others for all the answers….. you have clearly forgotten the questions.
  • If you always need to be the driver, make sure everyone in your life wants to be a passenger. Otherwise….prepare for the worst road trip ever.
  • Don’t be alarmed if your kid says he/she wants to grow up to be a drug dealer. In this day and age, I think it’s slang for doctor.
  • WARNING: Busybodies are at risk for suffocation. Continually wrapping yourself up in other people’s lives will cause irrevocable harm. This may  also cause you to be a pain in the ass and suffer from diarrhea of the mouth.
  • There are modern-day vampires. Some people just suck the life out of you.
  • If someone says you need them to be happy, then that’s your first clue that you don’t.
  • Judging without knowing isn’t just a sign of ignorance, it’s a sign of fear.
  • You can’t run other people’s lives without putting yours on hold…..autopilot at best.
  • Life is not complicated. You are too simple!
  • If you can’t stand the cold. Light a damn fire.
  • You will never be able to stand alone if you always have to be surrounded by others.
  • If you can’t make your own decisions, then you aren’t really a grownup.
  • Stick with the free milk. If you buy the cow, you have to take care of it.

 

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8 thoughts on “Lorre-isms by the Handful

  1. I just love your honesty. My favorite Lorre-ism . . .

    “WARNING: Busybodies are at risk for suffocation. Continually wrapping yourself up in other people’s lives will cause irrevocable harm. This may also cause you to be a pain in the ass and suffer from diarrhea of the mouth.”

    I think I laughed hardest on that one.

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