Whose a Rotten Egg? (Barbie style….)


Here’s to all the women, who are old and foolish, like me….have another child, don’t have another child, drink some more alcohol? Whatever! We’re only as old as we feel it’s said, but our eggs might say otherwise.

Barbie Has Good Eggs
Ken met Barbie
They fell head over heels
Proposed marriage, bought a house
Started to pile up bills
Barbie was a good wife
Ken was happy to get laid
It happened…Barbie got pregnant
She was young with good eggs
Barbie Has Old Eggs
Barbie grew older
Faded makeup and fat
Screwing a mom with twins
Was not Ken’s new bag
Barbie was sad her eggs got old
Ken took his looks and fled the scene
With Tasha the hooker and……….
Cheerleader Maxine
Barbie Has Broken-Dead Eggs
Eventually, Barbie lost the weight
Got “plastic” surgery and glammed up
She decided to have another baby
Before her clock just gave up
Alas, it was way too late
Her eggs were broken and dead
No babies just menopause
And….. a chalk outline instead
Barbie Dreams of Eggs
Why, oh why
Can’t good eggs fall from the sky
Like the ones I dream of
Nestled between my skinny plastic thighs
I know Ken is gone
Fuck him, I have a plan
My doctor and “toy” collection
Substitutes for that pathetic man
If God gives you broken eggs…..make scrambled eggs. OR…..something like that!

http://youtu.be/uM1Wtzs5h6w

The above link goes to a video I tried to create with a new program I have. I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing, but I gave it a shot. It wouldn’t upload to this blog, so you get what you get.

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15 thoughts on “Whose a Rotten Egg? (Barbie style….)

    1. Wouldn’t that be something! I’m glad you liked it.

      I spent hours last night trying to figure out this program I bought months ago to make videos/slide shows. I had this all set up as a slide show, but the file was too damn big for the blog. I posted what you see here, but decided to open up a YouTube account so I can link that stuff in the future. I still can’t figure out how to get any music/audio on through that damn program. I need a “technology wife”.

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  1. Fucking hilarious. You’ve got to figure out how to properly use that new problem and entertain us (me) more. You may be onto something here, and I’m just twisted enough to keep coming back for sloppy seconds, thirds, etc.

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  2. Okay, I was cursing my blog reader because it wasn’t showing my likes. I came back to “re-like” the post and make sure it wasn’t a new one (I’m so far behind in reading my favorite blogs). It was fate or something, cause there was the slide show. This MUST continue! The credits . . . LMAO! I was chuckling, but the credits . . . OMG. I pee’d my pants. I’m still laughing.

    I am going to hound you for more of these. YouTube is a great idea. I can see your Barbie clips going viral.

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  3. I’m also far behind in reading the blogs and missed a blogging day myself. That was an intentional break though.

    YouTube might save me on the things I can’t seem to upload here. It’s just one more thing to keep up with though. BUT….keep hounding, it helps motivate me.

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