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Articles of Absurdity

….random observations, personal revelations and other junk-ations

Day: November 13, 2011

The Battle of the Bulge


This is only meant to offend people like me,who bitch and moan about their weight gain, while eating a bag of chips with dip.        You may be losing the battle if: you are referring to your ass when you say, “The bulge in your pants”. you can start a fire by rubbing a stick between your thighs. your blood type is… Read More The Battle of the Bulge

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