My Day In Rhyme (…bad rhyme)

My day began at midnight Like a dumbass I was up Consuming beer and pepperoni To increase the size of my butt Fell asleep at 2:30 With a sick baby in my bed …very little rest Being kicked in the throat and head Woke after hitting snooze Barely sleeping before Peeling myself out somehow Feeling like a worn out whore… Read More My Day In Rhyme (…bad rhyme)