I’ve had several relatives pass away. I have been left: money, salt-n-pepper shakers, coasters, music boxes, astrological charts, a teacup and saucer, some hideous costume jewelry and a busted ass table that looked like it needed a swift kick all the way to the landfill. Now….I don’t expect people to leave me things when they… Read More Leave me your sex drive when you die.
Went to the Y 6 days ago Got weighed, measured, bought a lot of crap To get me motivated and melt my fat The “coach” sold me a system…. Shakes, protein, tea and pills To keep my energy up and cure my ills I started this “system” the day before A holiday with obscene amounts… Read More Weight Loss in Rhyme
Really? Am I on Candid Camera? Okay fellow bloggers. This is really going to my head now. Believe it or not people, I have been given another award by a gracious and wonderful blogger (Steve), My Next Date, who just received the 7 x 7 Link Award from me. The Liebster Blog Award recognizes blogs that have… Read More Awards must be falling from the sky.
Today’s blog is a result of sheer charity from Miss Demure Restraint, whose blog I enjoy reading very much. If you haven’t taken a peek yet…..go ahead. I dare you. She was kind, or foolish enough to award my blog the 7 x 7 Link Award. Now, what is this exactly? I suppose it would… Read More I got an award! Charity does exist.
So…..No long or good blog today. Slept in…….When the baby sleeps in, I sleep in. Phone rang……..It was my dad asking to come over in ten minutes. Got up………Enlisted my kids to do a very quick house cleaning. Made coffee…….I drank it. Made chalky meal/protein shake…….Wished I had some eggs and bacon, but whatever. Worked out………Still… Read More ….breaking from a good blog and good food.
This blog post goes out to a special person, who had a snag occur in her life and wants nothing more but to move on. It seems that people who know her, or rather, think they know her, want to weigh in on when, if and how she can move on. Keep in mind: She… Read More Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone.
To everyone: I hope today was a wonderful holiday with friends and family, with stuffed faces, football and long naps. God bless the turkeys.
Some things might need a bit more of an explanation. Things are either too vague or the people receiving the message are dumbass idiots. Either way, there could be a lot of room for misunderstandings if things aren’t cleared up. 1. We are going to watch while your shit gets stolen. Then…we’re going to thank the skies above,… Read More You’ve got some ‘splainin to do!
Lorre-isms Is the glass 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? Who cares. Halfway won’t get you anywhere in either direction. Fill it up or pour it out. Look for your smile now. The longer you wait…it will be harder and harder to find. Most advice is given by people when they have been drinking. If you… Read More Lorre-isms by the Handful
As some of you may have noticed, I’ve stepped away from the blog for a couple of days. For those of you who didn’t…….well……I wasn’t paying attention to you either, so I guess we’re even. Nothing spectacular happened to cause me to break from writing. No one was in the hospital. I didn’t go on… Read More It’s What Happens When You Aren’t Blogging.
Articles of Absurdity 