I was going through some old papers of mine and I found a cocktail napkin my now ex-husband gave to me the night we met. I thought it was to put my drink on. He wrote his number on it so I took it home. I just realized he wrote a note on the back. Damn….that would… Read More If I Only FoundThis Sooner………….
OUTSIDE/INSIDE Congratulations on your engagement! They say all good things must come to an end. Sorry you are sick. I could tell by the way you’ve been looking lately. I’ll still keep in touch. You owe me money after all. To the happy graduate. Enjoy your free time. They say good things come to those… Read More Greeting cards I’d love to send……….
Shocking as it may be, I’m a PTA mom and volunteer. I spent the majority of my day and evening working on school stuff. In other words bitches, I took the night off from this .
Long ago in a small little town. There were 3 kids whispering and giggling because the word sex was overheard by them. The children were asked if they knew what sex was. After much silly debate, they decided it was when a man and women were close together. I began to think……if that were true, then I am a… Read More Does closeness equal creepiness?
No one went to jail. No one went to the emergency room. My daughter’s not pregnant (Thank the lord…she is only nine). No one went to bed hungry, although they all claimed to be starving. No one went to bed angry, but the night is still a bit young for that one. We believe everyone… Read More It was a good day……..
“Oh….you don’t have to do that right now. (Long Pause) You can do it later.” This is mostly a spouse to spouse thing. I love that they give permission for you to do work at a later time. Screw helping you! They have more important things to do. “You aren’t fat. Your metabolism is just slow”.… Read More Said for the better….makes you feel worse
Seriousness is not my thing to share with the world, so I put my own spin on some things we have all experienced or witnessed. 1. If you find yourself to be someone’s “project”….Just know…. it’s not you who needs the fixing or the attention. Okay…..so this one is not too funny, but you know… Read More Lorre-isms (…not Chuck)
So…..I have been going through all my papers and I found a lot of very bitter crap. What a shocker! I found a poem or song…I’m really not sure . I’m assuming I wrote this during one of my sucky first marriage moments. I have a separate blog for poetry and short stories, but this just… Read More Stupid Bitch
1987 (Highschool Humor) Tom, Dick, Harry and Jane All ran in for it began to rain Running quickly came good old spot To keep us busy he brought some pot Throughout the evening Jane was eyed By each and every stick man guy Jane got mad ’cause she couldn’t choose Neither Tom, Dick or Harry… Read More The Beginnings of Jane and Spot
Articles of Absurdity 