It’s me and my nasty, sarcastic, tired of your bullshit self. Perhaps I should be writing something typical of Halloween, but how boring would that be? What? Am I supposed to comment on how many witches or Super Mario’s I will witness this evening? Maybe I could comment on the moms, who are going to dress like super slutty… Read More Something Wicked This Way Comes.
So….my husband and I had to run some errands earlier today. Obviously, we take the baby, but the bigger kids didn’t want to go. With their false little smiles and lies about how good they would be, we left and hoped to come back to a standing house. With a lot of truth and a miniscule amount of exaggeration,… Read More What happens at home….stays at home.
I was looking for something on the internet today and stumbled upon Answers.com on the ever responsible and oh so factual Wikianswers. Having 3 children in the preteen zone, I decided to check out the questions being asked and answered in that category. Here’s a small sampling. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/FAQ/3441-15 How Can U fail 7th grade? Don’t… Read More Wiki-what?
Busy day and limited time. Blog or Scrog? I think you know the answer.
Disclaimer: If you and your spouse are besties, you may be offended by this. Too fucking bad. I hear a lot of people say their spouse is their best friend. On Facebook, there are a myriad of posts announcing “On this day blah, blah years ago, I married my best friend.” I just can’t relate. First of… Read More He’s not my friend. He’s my husband
Call waiting and remotes were the big issues when I was growing up. My dad thought those things made us lazy and rude. In today’s world: I have to teach my child to look someone in the eye when talking to them and hopefully without a cell phone in their hand texting away. I also… Read More When mommy talks………..
So….my extremely lovely, well-mannered son told me “I’ll see you in hell!”……. a week or so ago. For a split second, I thought I could pull off the tougher than nails, moral and offended card. I’d verbally scold him, make him write sentences, send him to his room or give him some lashes. You know….something really… Read More Hell is where I take my shoes off.
A friend of mine said that ever since Brad Pitt left Jen for Angelina, she won’t see any more of his movies. She refuses to help him financially after doing such a horrible thing to his wife. Although……she will make an exception if George Clooney is in the movie. I guess one cancels out the other. Now….this… Read More Brad Pitt! Where’s your moral compass?
Sometimes the world is a better place when I just shut my mouth!
So….it was spirit week at my kid’s school. Yesterday was Rock-n-Roll day. When I dropped the kids off at school, the low-level of spirit blew me away. Some girls put colored hair clips in their hair and other kids wore sunglasses. I was at the school all day and saw only 2 kids, besides mine, dressed up from head to… Read More Rock Stars and a Groupie!