As I work tirelessly, in and out of my mind on things, please enjoy this moment.
Presented by my slut of an elf (Sammy).
The gift of giving…..it to them.
Elfin magic at it’s best.
Tag Archives: threesome
Elf on the Shelf, amongst other things.
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- Taking my bow before the intervention takes place.
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- It’s rather deceiving……
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- Cooking and singing lead to sex talk.
- Are you giving me the pregnant eye?
- I can’t stop flashing you.
- Flash in the Pan: Happiness
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- Jodie Foster inspired me.
Phallic symbol totally getting ready to launch upward. Watch out kid!
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