As I work tirelessly, in and out of my mind on things, please enjoy this moment.
Presented by my slut of an elf (Sammy).
The gift of giving…..it to them.
Elfin magic at it’s best.
Tags: Elf on the Shelf, humor, like a virgin pina colada, Merry Christmas, sex, threesome, toys make good props, you had to go there
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