The economy sucks and stay at home moms are feeling even more pressure to save money and earn money if possible. The good news is, the solution has been right under our noses this whole time. Not only has it been under our noses, but it’s been under our armpits and panties the entire time. That’s right. Let’s go natural and stop shaving to improve our way of living.
Think of the savings just by not shaving. You can save money on:
- shaving cream
- razors
- waxing
- electricity (He won’t want the lights on much longer.)
- going out (Bagging Big Foot may be a twisted fantasy in the bedroom, but he’s going to be keeping you indoors sweetheart.)
Think of other possibilities and further savings involved. Such as:
- baby carrier (Pubic hair comes through a special “snatch patch” opening sewn into dresses.)
- multi-purpose carrier (water bottles, groceries, coolers….Just make sure to use horse shampoo to strengthen and lengthen.)
- dog leash
- restraints/whips (Business or Pleasure)
- bikini (This can be wrapped several ways for diversity.)
There are opportunities to start your own business. Check into:
- towing business (Get some natural girls like you together to pull that car out of a ditch. NO expensive equipment or truck is needed.)
- fetish business (Set up a website for all those freaks, who love their women hairy.)
- dog walking business
Don’t think you can’t make a statement or show your beauty. Try:
- forming dreadlocks
- adding bows/ribbons
- braiding
- extensions (This could also add to your income earning potential.)
- color it
- perm it
Come on ladies. Start growing your hair out and create a new glorious life for yourself and your families. You won’t regret it until you realize, he’ll dump your ass if you don’t start shaving and then…..think positive thoughts ladies:
DIVORCE
(another money-making venture if you play your cards right)
