In a pinch, these come in handy.
Existing in my small town: I am currently settling into my 40′s. I share my crazy life with my husband and four children. Three of the children are cursed with my DNA and the other is blessed to only be related to me through marriage. I stay home with our special needs son. He’s amazing. It’s the other three that need the attention. On any given day you can come into my home and witness bad hair days, diva moments and attempts at “gangster” back talk. They have their own special need to drive me insane. On a serious note, our baby has down syndrome. I can honestly say that this has not put stress on our home, but rather made it a more compassionate loving one. Unfortunately, it hasn’t done a thing to stop the f*#&%ing noise in our house caused by the others. That’s life.
I’m a sarcastic and at times, highly inappropriate person. I have a B.S in Mass Communications/Advertising-Copywriter. Am I working in the advertising field? No. I do have a great portfolio from the early 90′s though. I started my Master’s in Special Education. Am I working in the field of education? No. I stopped after one class because teaching is like being in politics. For those of you who thought it was about the kids……….suckers! So then…..I started my Associates Degree in Nursing (RN). Am I working in the healthcare field? No. I voluntarily withdrew 2x to do the mom thing. Besides being a quitter, I’m a stay at home mom, furniture decoupager (because I buy cheap shit and make it look less ugly), mediocre cook, television watcher (sometimes it is on), sometimes exercise person (40%), iffy blog writer and a whore for my husband (its reciprocal).
the whore part is all that really matters anyway
. well done.
It’s true. AND….it’s the one thing I didn’t quit doing yet.
I just saw your award and miss d’s site and thought I’d pop over cause I like irreverence once in a while. thanks, and take care.
I’m all about irreverence…..if it’s done is a funny, witty, not so irreverent manner. I always dish it out with love, except when I don’t. Thanks for checking the site out.
Hi, thank you again for the 7 x 7 Link Award nomination. I have nominated your blog for the Liebster Blog Award. Please visit my post Award Night, http://mynextdateblog.wordpress.com/, to learn about the award and the rules. Steve
Too cool and thanks. I’ll hop on your page now to check it out.
Witty and funny!
Glad you stopped by and liked the weirdness of it all.
You’ve got the mix of stuff that makes for good subjects-I love a good ‘tude. Can’t wait to read more.
Les
Thanks for the praise. I love to be enjoyed. That really sounded inappropriate, didn’t it?
Of course, rotten tomatos thrown at a computer screen only hurt your computer….not mine.
Why don’t you tell us what you’re really like? Let the games begin. Damn the torpedoes! LOL 😂Margie
Yeah, I figure there’s just enough info to seem somewhat interesting or at least, not totally boring….BUT…..not enough to scare anyone away. I’ll let the postings do that.
..Lorre
Girl, you are a trip! I love you!
Perhaps a trip to hell or a really bad part of town. Thanks.
Kiddo, W.P. is not ready for the two of us together in one place. Come on lets give them HELL!
First…we need a gang name.
A very nice introduction my friend,
especially the… Well I like it all to
be honest
Androgoth
The whore part?
Much appreciated!
Well actually I was thinking of the Mediocre Cook
but I have a Monster Recipe somewhere on my
Space that I think that you will enjoy, well maybe?
Have a very nice evening now
Androgoth
My apologies. See….mind is always in the gutter.
Anything my kids might eat would be great. Hell….they can starve. If it is a good recipe, then show me the way.
It is a nonsensical recipe I sort of threw together
I hope that you have a
laugh reading it though
Androgoth
I like nonsense.
Pretty funny bio…can totally picture it. I only got two kids so power to you sister! Amusing stuff.
Thank you so much. I appreciate you dropping by.
Awesome! i am also blogger but i can’t write anything like you, you creating reality with story, nice and plain word of life, cheers
First: Thanks for coming by and exploring my crazy mind…I mean blog.
Second: I appreciate the kind words, although you were overly generous, but I’ll take it anyway.
Thirdly: You are a liar. I went over to your blog and you are an excellent writer with a lot to share. Don’t be offended…I like liars.
I would love to hear some small town “gangsta back talk.” You characterize people like Twain. It’s pretty awesome. Like thiiiiis much: (————)
Wow! Thanks for stopping by and thanks for the overly generous comment.
My pleasure. Anywhere there’s sarcasm, I’ll pay the cover charge.
Hi,
Thank you for following my blog. I hope you have a joyful ride in each of your visits. Thank you and have a lovely day!
Subhan Zein
(:
I’m sure I will.
Lorre, thanks for touring my blog today and leaving so many comments. I appreciate you and your comments, greatly. Have a day of all joy with the kiddies and the hubby. HF
No problem. It’s been awhile, but I am slowly recovering from my ignoring/dropping the ball syndrome or whatever.
Hugely entertaining bio, made me laugh.
Glad to hear it. Thanks for taking the time.
Tag! You’re it! You’ve been tagged by No Sugar, Just Spice! http://nosugarjustspice.wordpress.com/2012/05/17/tag-youre-it/
I’ll check it out.
I noticed you took your awards page down, but I nominated you for the Sunshine Award anyway. If you care, check out my site for the link.
I moved it to drafts. I am so far behind on doing my awards and updating the page. I am so not worthy, but I will check it out. Thanks.
That’s why I said, “if you’re interested.” I know you’re a very busy lady nowadays and don’t have time to blog like you used to, but wanted you to know you’re still a damn good writer.
If don’t get around to it, no big deal.
Wow. That made my week. Just got in from a day out of the house. I will check it out and see if I can handle it.
So nice. Thanks.
Such an entertaining blog! I love all the witti-cisims and the theme of your blog!
Thank you so much for saying so. I appreciate you stopping by and taking an interest….and more importantly…..not being disappointed.
Kindred spirits – Love what you have here ! ( I prefer to go by “sex kitten”)
I’m not sure I’m classy enough to pull off that name, but you go girl!
Are you still being good or have you decided that
Well I only said 
lol
naughty is the best policy?
I hope your week is running smoothly so far
Androgoth XXx
It is always a bit of both.
hi, i have nominated you for the one lovely blog award!
http://ofmindormatter.com/2012/10/13/nominated-for-the-one-lovely-blog-award/
I really appreciate it, but i really suck at the awards now.
Liebster award waiting, just waiting for you to come and pick it up. What do you say?
I say: I am a slack ass at awards now, but I will head on over and see whatcha got.
Thanks!