If you give your elf some alcohol……
He will want to snort coke.
If your elf snorts too much coke, he will try to ride a dinosaur.
If he tries to ride a dinosaur, the dinosaur will get angry and toss him around like a rag doll.
If the dinosaur gets angry and tosses him around like a rag doll, then the elf will get excited, since he is hyped up on coke, and start to jack himself off.
If he jacks himself off, then he will want to dress up like a girl to balance out the testosterone from playing with a dinosaur while grabbing his own junk.
After dressing up like a girl, he will need more alcohol to drown the fact he is a fucked up mess.
I’m almost afraid to ask how you came by this knowledge. Almost…
I cannot reveal the underground movement of elves.
Me and the elves are tight, though.
I’ll see if they’ll allow it.
(I just had my first real hater due to these damn elves…comments on the Elf sex picture and My New Blog post. He was really offended and called me an idiot. Oh well! I’ll just send Sammy after him.)
Some people just can’t take a joke. Why shouldn’t the elf get laid? And by a hot Barbie to boot!
Apparently, kids can google search my pictures and I am a sicko for using a toy like this. Whateverthefuck! I’m sure his kids have googled worse shit on the internet and probably him as well.
That just means he’s not doing a good job of supervising his children. Nobody should let their youngin’s on the internet unsupervised. What a douche.
It’s hard not to be upset when you aren’t being laid by a hot barbie.
That’s true. I think that’s where my anger problems stem from.
You just saved Santa a trip
you bad girl. Love it
Glad you enjoyed. I think you are right about the trip.
So you mean to tell me I use to be an elf?
cute.
HAHA
I am right now sitting next to that doll and getting mighty weirded out.
It’ll be okay. Just don’t make any sudden movements.
Elf Filth!
He really should be a ginger.
There is a pointless ginger wig adaptation in the making!
Gawd no!
Are you saying Sammy isn’t good enough to be a ginger?
I’m afraid I have relatives who behave exactly like this.
Do they look like elves?
Actually a couple of them do.
This is one of those posts I read where I am truly and awfully sorry I didn’t think of this first.
Kudos, and Bravo!!!
Wow. What a compliment! Thanks.
I soooo wanna be your elfie-boy
He goes away after Christmas though.
Eeek .. it is the eff’d up Elf, I know him
He does have some issues.
Please accept this award to show my appreciation for the art you share and inspire with. http://wp.me/p28tjX-A8
I promise no more this year.
Very funny! I did pop over to thank you. Thanks again here…..I will do my best to comply, but I was once an excellent award receiver and now….I suck! AND…..I appreciate you using the word art while talking about my blog. You really class up the joint when you think of this place that way.
You are toooooooo wicked you are Lorre
I hope that your
lmao
but hey I like you so there
Christmastime is filled with naughtiness and
that your New Year of 2013 is wickedly, in a
naughty way I mean
MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDDO
Oh and if you get chance watch my nutty video,
it is in my extra pages at the top of my Space
Andro xxx
I popped over and checked out a few naughty posts and one that was quite mild. I was shocked. Video? I’m an idiot. You better give me some more direction because apparently, I can’t find my way out of a paperbag. Well…..That’s also because it has a bottle in it.
It is on the top of my Space titled… ‘Watch My Video’ but don’t be put off by the title it is just me being a wally
Have a lovely day today Lorre 
Andro xxx
You have a twisted mind! I ABSOLUTELY FREAKIN’ LOVE IT!!!!
TWEETING THIS NOW 
I’m in good company with the twistedness…..you included. I’m glad you enjoyed my ramblings and thanks so much for the tweet. Twisted minds need to stick together. I need to make my way back over to your neck of the blog woods. I can imagine it got some twists and turns for me to navigate.
Oh my blog’s got lots of convoluted logic and meanderings
Yes, twisted minds and crazy chicks do need to stick together! 
I hope you are having a very happy
New Year 2013 Lafemmeroar
Andro xx
Tonight … I am having a wonderful night!
This is wonderful news, and I hope that the
rest of the week is just as exciting for you
Enjoy your Tuesday
Andro xx
Happy holidays! My dear friend, I have been out of control working, but will be back full time in the new year. Peace!
Happy Holidays to you as well kind sir. I’m so glad you made it clear you were out of control working. If you were “in control”, I might be really disappointed. See ya….hear from ya next year.
Hey Lorre are you still being good
lol
or just as naughty as always?
Have a sweet Tuesday my great friend
Andro xxx
Perhaps a combination….gaughty????
My Tuesday is just starting because I’m a bit slow and so is my computer. I hope it is not giving up on me. I hope your day is eventful in the most inappropriate ways that keep you out of trouble.
You need a good registry cleaner for your
Perhaps it something
Have fun today Lorre 
snail pace computer and there are some very
good freeware examples out there, but just
leave them on the default settings, never try
tweaking them or it could remove something
that you do not wish to lose, mind you most
of the good one’s have a back-up system for
those kinds of errors
worth considering?
Andro xxx
I lost this comment somehow. Yes…I am trying to work on this ridiculous problem now. It took me 30min to get to my blog.