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Elf on the Shelf, amongst other things.

6 Dec

As I work tirelessly, in and out of my mind on things, please enjoy this moment.

Presented by my slut of an elf (Sammy).

The gift of giving.....it to them.

The gift of giving…..it to them.

Elfin magic at it's best.

Elfin magic at it’s best.

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22 Responses to “Elf on the Shelf, amongst other things.”

  1. Michelle Gillies December 6, 2012 at 12:50 PM #

    Glad to see him have a purpose.

  2. twindaddy December 6, 2012 at 2:52 PM #

    I laughed out loud at the first one.

    • ArticlesofAbsurdity December 6, 2012 at 10:12 PM #

      He’s a bit twisted. I’m just glad he’s done by the time the kids wake up.

      • twindaddy December 7, 2012 at 8:27 AM #

        Yeah, that would be awkward to have to explain.

  3. Madame Weebles December 6, 2012 at 3:51 PM #

    I just KNEW elves were wild in the sack. I KNEW IT.

    • ArticlesofAbsurdity December 6, 2012 at 10:13 PM #

      You always have to watch the ones who hang out with a considerably older man and live out in the middle of fucking no where with him.

  4. gingerfightback December 7, 2012 at 10:50 AM #

    PURE FILTH!

  5. Valentine Logar December 7, 2012 at 5:41 PM #

    Bad Sammy and I mean that in the Best Way

  6. silentlyheardonce December 22, 2012 at 10:07 AM #

    Elf is at it again. Where is your mind this Christmas? :)

    Not an Award but a compliment. I enjoyed your blog during the year of 2012. Please follow the link to accept the honor. http://wp.me/p28tjX-A3

    • ArticlesofAbsurdity December 24, 2012 at 9:59 PM #

      Too many kids have driven me crazy I suppose. I popped over. Thanks!

  7. Androgoth December 22, 2012 at 4:46 PM #

    Your dollies are sex mad ;) lmao

    Andro xxx

    • ArticlesofAbsurdity December 24, 2012 at 10:00 PM #

      I know. I just hope they wrapped it up. I don’t carry elves or barbies on my health insurance.

      • Androgoth December 25, 2012 at 7:33 AM #

        ;) lol

        Merry Christmas Day Lorre ;)

        Andro xxx

  8. Red December 22, 2012 at 10:58 PM #

    I love it. Too bad he did not get the lead in Toy Story IV: The teen years.

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