As I work tirelessly, in and out of my mind on things, please enjoy this moment.
Presented by my slut of an elf (Sammy).
As I work tirelessly, in and out of my mind on things, please enjoy this moment.
Presented by my slut of an elf (Sammy).
Tags: Elf on the Shelf, humor, like a virgin pina colada, Merry Christmas, sex, threesome, toys make good props, you had to go there

Glad to see him have a purpose.
Ahh….the life of the elf…..
Jealous much?!!
Uhhh…..yep…..
He sure is busy. I have some more photo ops for him, but I just haven’t gotten around to it. Maybe by the weekend?
I laughed out loud at the first one.
He’s a bit twisted. I’m just glad he’s done by the time the kids wake up.
Yeah, that would be awkward to have to explain.
I just KNEW elves were wild in the sack. I KNEW IT.
You always have to watch the ones who hang out with a considerably older man and live out in the middle of fucking no where with him.
PURE FILTH!
And…..Don’t you just love it?
YES!
Bad Sammy and I mean that in the Best Way
He loves the negative attention.
Elf is at it again. Where is your mind this Christmas?
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Too many kids have driven me crazy I suppose. I popped over. Thanks!
Your dollies are sex mad
lmao
Andro xxx
I know. I just hope they wrapped it up. I don’t carry elves or barbies on my health insurance.
Merry Christmas Day Lorre
Andro xxx
I love it. Too bad he did not get the lead in Toy Story IV: The teen years.
Now that would be a must see movie.