As I work tirelessly, in and out of my mind on things, please enjoy this moment.
Presented by my slut of an elf (Sammy).
The gift of giving…..it to them.
Elfin magic at it’s best.
Tags: Elf on the Shelf, humor, like a virgin pina colada, Merry Christmas, sex, threesome, toys make good props, you had to go there
Glad to see him have a purpose.
Ahh….the life of the elf…..
He sure is busy. I have some more photo ops for him, but I just haven’t gotten around to it. Maybe by the weekend?
I laughed out loud at the first one.
He’s a bit twisted. I’m just glad he’s done by the time the kids wake up.
Yeah, that would be awkward to have to explain.
I just KNEW elves were wild in the sack. I KNEW IT.
You always have to watch the ones who hang out with a considerably older man and live out in the middle of fucking no where with him.
And…..Don’t you just love it?
Bad Sammy and I mean that in the Best Way
He loves the negative attention.
Elf is at it again. Where is your mind this Christmas?
Not an Award but a compliment. I enjoyed your blog during the year of 2012. Please follow the link to accept the honor. http://wp.me/p28tjX-A3
Too many kids have driven me crazy I suppose. I popped over. Thanks!
Your dollies are sex mad lmao
I know. I just hope they wrapped it up. I don’t carry elves or barbies on my health insurance.
Merry Christmas Day Lorre
I love it. Too bad he did not get the lead in Toy Story IV: The teen years.
Now that would be a must see movie.
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