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4-Letter Word: I’m not a fan of unless…..

27 Oct

In places near
And places far

You may be revered
As a shining star
I picture you dressed
Feathers and tar?
Let’s get WD-40
To raise your bar
Please allow me this time
To be uncomfortably blunt

Let’s design and apply
A language shunt
To redirect
Your pompous stunt
That makes you the lead
In the role of cunt

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17 Responses to “4-Letter Word: I’m not a fan of unless…..”

  1. MisplacedBoy October 27, 2012 at 8:46 PM #

    In all sincerity, I pray to Almighty God that I never…ever get on your bad side.

  2. Valentine Logar October 27, 2012 at 9:36 PM #

    Now that was quite good. So much more fun that all the smarmy love poems I have read lately.

  3. El Guapo October 27, 2012 at 9:47 PM #

    Nice! Did the target get the point?

    (Unless it was me. Was it me? It wasn’t me, right?)
    *Crap*

    • ArticlesofAbsurdity October 27, 2012 at 9:49 PM #

      No. They don’t even know me or my blog.
      I was set off today by someone who responded after I did on a comment post. It was very clear their unkind ramblings were about me and my comment.

      • Androgoth November 17, 2012 at 10:11 PM #

        Don’t worry it was just a twat with a keyboard
        and I have seen loads of those on my travels :(

        I am pleased that you put them straight…

        Andro xxx

  4. Michelle Gillies October 28, 2012 at 10:33 AM #

    My least favourite 4 letter word but I have never heard it used so eloquently. I like this beaver solution ;-)

    • ArticlesofAbsurdity October 29, 2012 at 6:23 PM #

      Yes. I agree the word is quite vile and I barely think of it, but SOMETIMES…..I can’t help myself.

  5. Androgoth November 17, 2012 at 10:13 PM #

    There is always one I know that…
    Actually I have a reply copied out
    somewhere, I will have to shake
    off the cobwebs and perhaps even
    add it as an extra page :) lol

    I like your style…

    Andro xxx

    • ArticlesofAbsurdity November 17, 2012 at 10:20 PM #

      Thanks. I might write a few more of these crazy “Say Whatever” poems.

      • Androgoth November 17, 2012 at 10:23 PM #

        I hope that you do as
        you have a real flair for it :)

        Andro xxx

        • ArticlesofAbsurdity November 17, 2012 at 10:28 PM #

          Thanks.
          They are easier than writing a regular post and I’ve been slack on those….so……

          • Androgoth November 17, 2012 at 10:41 PM #

            Hey quality over quantity is always the best :)

            Andro xxx

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