That’s right people. No warning, no protection and no lubricant to ease the pain. BUT……….Thank the lord. No gerbils either. I mean really, who does that shit (pun intended) to a defenseless little animal? Screaming wouldn’t do any good. After all, I asked for it in my own way. Thankfully, the healing has begun and I think it will go back to normal soon.
OKAY……..That was for my naughty friends, who have a deviant lifestyle or wish they did. NOW……Let me translate for all those who think I have parking garage in my backyard. I DON’T.
Translation: Life got away from me the last couple of months. It really messed with the “born out of OCD” plans I always have for myself. It’s true. I was clueless to what would happen with the kids out of school for the summer. Aside from beating them into submission (again…for my deviant friends….you know who you are), there wasn’t much I could do, besides drink, to ease the chaos. Thankfully, I didn’t cave in to their demand of getting little caged animals. Yelling at them was futile though. It just added to the noise in the house. It’s my fault though. I got pregnant and kept those little burdens bundles of joy. Thankfully, the kids have returned to SOL Prison, which is fondly called public school. With them gone, I’ve been drinking less and getting stuff done.
OKAY………So now that you’ve gotten a little taste, I have to step away from the computer tonight. Cowboy is getting a little jealous. I might have to take the horse out of the barn so he can ride. AND……….No bareback. What am I, a masochist? With three Things and The Cute One running around, I don’t need more.
Goodnight my dear friends. I hope it was good for you. BUT……I won’t take offense if you lie through your fucking teeth and fake a blogging orgasm. Isn’t that what most people do???!!!????
My OCD says, I have to tell you that I have a lot of postings to come. Sorry for my slackassness! AND Yes…….My OCD talks to me.
Welcome back!
My takeaway from this post is: wow, you have a lot of deviant friends!
Most of them are bloggers. Hmmmmmm! Do you know any?
Nice to see you back, Lorre, no fake anything either. You tell it like it is OCD or not, we alert readers turn around and read it like it is written, A.D.D. or not…great combination. Bwahahahaha!
Some things go hand in hand. No doubt about it.
Missed you and the way your brain naturally roars! Glad you are back among us deviants, I was getting lonesome, lol xo
You know it girl. I bet you’ve had lots of company while I was away.
Count me as one of your deviant blogger fiends…um…friends. Glad to see your back…I mean…glad to see THAT you ARE back. Or both.
I’m glad you made that correction. I was worried for a minute. I already counted you in. Don’t you worry!
I was all pumped for some hiney news…….awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Sorry for the let down.
You mean not everyone’s OCD talks? That makes us special, right?
Red.
xxx
I sure as hell think so! Only the really awesome people hear voices…..I mean have a talking OCD.