Clarification to: “Making an appearance……” post


It seems I was a bit confusing in my earlier post, due to being tired and an idiot. The last part is a birth defect so it cannot be held against me. To be clear: I am not pregnant. The sex did not work. Let me clarify that as well. It did not work for making babies, but it worked in other ways. No. There are no pictures and there will be no details. Everyone reading my blog should know how sex works. If you don’t…..I am very sorry. Maybe you will meet a bad man or woman one day and they can school you in this animal-like ritual. That doesn’t mean there should be a sacrifice afterwards. I’m pretty sure that would be a mood killer.

It’s hard to be an ass over the holidays. (another crappy ass cartoon)


Not everyone could fit at the table. Let me know who you think is missing.