Although it’s the season, I’m just not in the mood to write anything about the holidays now, BUT….I am totally sick of looking at my scary picture pop up from my last post when I sign on. SO…..how about some light humor in a poem? Actually, don’t answer. It was rhetorical. You’re getting a poem.
The Stick Man
Hey ladies!
I’m the Stick Man
With what I’ve got
I’ll do all I can
If you’re lucky
You could get a chance
To experience with me
Wild romance
There are some rules
I must stress
Before you take on
The very best
You can’t be ugly
You can’t be fat
You must be gorgeous
You must be stacked
Most of all
You can’t be on top
I’m very thin
My limbs would break off
You must be creative
If you crave this prick
Did I forget to mention
I was drawn without a _____!
